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  1. 20th July 2006, 10:30 #1
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    Policewoman moonlighting as a hooker

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10392148

    This may give Spudchucker the retirement fund he was looking for.

    Edit: This gives a new meaning to the term, Fuck dah Police!
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    While they don't think being a prostitute is acceptable for 'secondary employment' the bosses haven't said what IS acceptable.

    And a good pay rise might just negate the need for secondary.
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    You just beat me to it Finn. I guess if she lived in Levin she could issue many a ticket thereby upping her pay increments. She'd no doubt lose out on sex clientele however.
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    Is it just me our are you guys finding this thread arousing too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    While they don't think being a prostitute is acceptable for 'secondary employment' the bosses haven't said what IS acceptable.

    And a good pay rise might just negate the need for secondary.
    Bet there's a few chaps lining up to be on her shift aye Scummy? At least this takes the attention away from the quota thing. Sick of hearing about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Is it just me our are you guys finding this thread arousing too?
    Um no, its just you.
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    Ironic... One shift she encorages blokes not to speed and on the other shift she wants em to go as fast as they can... Talk about double standards...
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    I was going to ask where she got the police issue baton from but I was in too much pain at the time.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo600
    You just beat me to it Finn. I guess if she lived in Levin she could issue many a ticket thereby upping her pay increments. She'd no doubt lose out on sex clientele however.
    Why not do both at the same time... they both involve stopping cars on the roadside...

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    wonder if she uses her primary work uniform in her secondary role lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Is it just me our are you guys finding this thread arousing too?
    So you'd like to be laid down by the law?
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    "I'm sorry ,Sir .I'm going to issue you with a traffic infringement notice."

    "fuck you,pig"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    This may give Spudchucker the retirement fund he was looking for.
    You couldn't afford me, bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    While they don't think being a prostitute is acceptable for 'secondary employment' the bosses haven't said what IS acceptable.

    And a good pay rise might just negate the need for secondary.
    At least she was offering value for the dosh she took. Unlike the rest of you buggers.
    I bet her yearly reviews were fun.
    If you want a rise, transfer to Levin. they have 'incentives'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    If you want a rise, transfer to Levin. they have 'incentives'.
    ....and a good appreciation of semantics
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