Well it made I larf...............
Molly the camel
A new marine captain was assigned to a remote base in deepest darkest Africa. During his first inspection, he noticed a female camel tied up behind the mess tent.
He asks the seargent why the camel is on the base?
The nervous seargent replied "Well sir!..........There are 250 men on this base and not one single women, sometimes the men get "urges" and that's why the camel is on this base..........sir!".
The captain thought for a few seconds and replied "I understand about needs seargent, though I can't say that I condone this sort of behaviour, the camel can stay for the time being".
About a month later the captain has some "urges" of his own, he requests that the seargent bring the camel to his tent.
Puting a ladder behind the camel, the captain climbs to the top, drops his pants and proceeds to have wild insane sex with Molly the camel.
The seargent stands there mesmorised and unable to move whilst watching this bizzare spectacle.
When the captain has finshed, he turns to the seargent and say's "Is this how the men do it in my company seargent?".
The seargent replies...
"Well no, not actually sir!... The men usually ride Molly into town, cause that's where all the girls are..........sir!".
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Lord said: "Let there be light"...
and there was still fuck all, but at least you could see it!....
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...that could almost be a true 'desert storm' story....
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