:the voices,the voices are back![]()
:the voices,the voices are back![]()
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Mitre10 and Placemakers customers.
This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
1. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windows with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look.
2. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
3. You agree and they get in the backseat.
4. On the way, they start undressing.
5. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also January 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely will again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful
P.S. The Warehouse has wallets on sale for $2.99 each
best you tell them there are more people in auckland and that means a lot more wallets.
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BEWARE
I've been a target and this is not funny.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't
be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: As you come out of The Warehouse, two seriously
good-looking 22-23 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing
your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a
rag and Window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead they
ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On
the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Aug 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th &
29th. Also Sept 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, three times last Thursday and very
likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. The Warehouse has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones at the $2.00 shop and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at
McDonalds. I've already lost 15kg just running back and forth to The Warehouse.
lmao!!!!!! nice
They're operating in Hamiltron too!! I've had my wallet nicked 16 times in the last 2 months. However, unlike you, I've put on 15kg from eating so much McDonalds!![]()
Yeah - you gotta watch those MacFishMuffs ............
Sonds like pretty good value to me.
Very funny!
Moral of the story...leave ya wallet at home.
I lost my wife at Bunnings the other day. While looking for her I bumped my trolley into a spotty faced teenager looking for his girlfriend too. I asked what she looked like in case I had seen her. He said she's blonde, blue eyes, big tits, wearing boots, mini skirt and checked shirt tied at the waist. What does yours look like he asked. Fuck it I said, lets just look for yours.
Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
Now THAT was funny![]()
Moral of the other story though? Use the search function.
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