Lighten up..

[Winston001]

Man:
uuuwwhh!!

Spreaders:
Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Hold your hands here.

Man:
No.

Spreaders:
Now..

Man:
Waaaaah!!!

Spreaders:
Good, Good! That's it.

Man:
Stop hitting me!!

Spreaders:
What?

Man:
Stop hitting me!!

Spreaders:
Stop hitting you?

Man:
Yes!

Spreaders:
What did you come in here for?

Man:
I came here for insults.

Spreaders:
Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.


AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH......................

[MattRSK]

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved. So with that I bow out of this competition. Before the thread decends into mindless drivel. Thankyou for your kind words and rep.