Neighbor troubles

[SARGE]

I have a problem.. long story..

I moved into my house a few years ago.. turns out it was on the market due to a very bitter divorce dispute..The family of the people involved live in the surrounding houses, so I am the only non-family member in the neighborhood. Worst part is they all work for competing shops..

Now at first.. there was definite bitterness.. how could I come in here and move into the house that was in their family for years??.. then it started escalating .. they let their dogs shit in my yard.. their kids throw bottle rockets and fireworks on my property and generally tear shit up in my yard.. my kids have gone beyond scared and are now pissed off..

I have consulted the neighborhood watch and called the police.. I’ve had other neighbors try and mediate between us to no avail.. thankfully , I have a big mate who watches my back.. I installed security lights and put up a big fence but they still keep screwing with me.. and now some of their mates are getting in on the act..


My dilemma: I am capable of dealing with this, but it’s not going to be PC or pretty…do I send troops into Southern Lebanon, or just keep returning fire?

[Hitcher]

You could have a conversation with them along the lines of: "Buy me out, or leave me alone."

[**R1**]

go with the troops...
always better to sort these things quickly

[The_Dover]

You mean they don't fear the US Marine Corp?

I thought it was "fight fire withfire"?

What are they coconuts? honkies?

[SARGE]

go with the troops...
always better to sort these things quickly

yup... thats what im thinking

[Dooly]

Go full bore in with all guns, as usual with pricks like that they'll back down.
Dont let it fester.
The only prob is that if they are loser dole types it can do your head in worrying about what they are doing to your place while you're at work.

Thats why I love the country, cant be fucked with neighbours and all that stuff.

[Paul in NZ]

yup... thats what im thinking

Problem is - there is never any end to it and no matter what you do, some folks are just too damn stupid to realise they are beat.

Sooner or later you will have to negotiate a truce and find out what the matter is. Either that or just move on, it's not worth the potential jail time.

[The Pastor]

Start your bike up every 2hrs after 10pm till 7am.

[MSTRS:Me]

Damn! Might be best to let them know you will sell at the right price. Have them fight each other to buy you out.

[ghost]

Send in the ground troops, dont forget air support and be prepaired to use tactical nukes if the neighbouring country's start to cause trouble

[SpankMe]

They will continue to be petty so long as you continue to take it. I say find the biggest fucker who the rest fear/look up to and wipe the floor with him. The only thing these people respond to is fear.

[Finn]

Hey Sarge,

Swing by our parts department on the way home from work and pick up some testicles.

[oldrider]

Jesus Christ used parables to make his point of view understandable to the masses.

Looks to me like Sarge is using local scenario to emphasise his points about the Middle East and you are all just walking straight into it.

Well done Sarge it makes a welcome change to the same old same old and it's not even in the name of "God".

[Squeak the Rat]

Damn, I was going to say that you didn't buy the house, your stole it so serves you right.....

[placidfemme]

They will continue to be petty so long as you continue to take it. I say find the biggest fucker who the rest fear/look up to and wipe the floor with him. The only thing these people respond to is fear.

yep knock the head off and the body goes limp...