Careful

**Lou Girardin** · 26th July 2006, 16:54

A middle aged guy is looking at his wife intently. She asks him what's up?
He says that when they first married, he lived in a small apartment, with a cheap car and was broke. But at least he had a hot 25 year old he got to sleep with.
Now he's 50, has a big house, a beach house as well, two new cars and lots of money. But he's sleeping with a 50 year old woman.
He says that she's not keeping up her side of the deal.
So she says that he can sleep with a 25 year old if he likes.
And she will make sure that he's living in a small arpartment, has a cheap car and is broke.

**Maha** · 26th July 2006, 16:58

Sounds a fair deal to me, it also sounds a wee bit true...............

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th July 2006, 08:44

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut
before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if
there was a barber on the premises.

"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15, and
stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz
and spin. Fifteen seconds later, he pulled out his head and look in
the mirror, and saw the best haircut of his life. "Would wonders never
cease! This futuristic stuff is amazing," he thought.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures $10."

"Why not?" he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot,
and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen seconds later he pulled
out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a service men need
when away from their wives, 50 Cents."

"Oh, man.... do I ever need that!" He looked both ways, put fifty cents in
the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood
into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, he let out a shriek of
agony and almost passed out.

Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was able to
withdraw his member which now had a button neatly sewn on the end.