Neighbor troubles

[Drum]

Do any of your neighbors control large quantities of oil?

Perhaps your big mate knows a smart black chick that could pop over for a chat. If that doesnt work your big mate may have to kick some ass Im afraid.

[SARGE]

have you tried prayer sarge , ask zed and gayhammeboy to pray with you

pray for me WINJA.. im afraid of going to hell... maybe you, me, Zed and Grahamboy can get together in the woods with some drums later..

[enigma51]

I could not be asked to read everyone's posts so might be repeating what everyone is saying.

Fuck e'm send in the army

[Patrick]

Wait til they have a daytime gathering, take an excessive amount of laxatives and empty the bowels just as they are sitting down to dinner, in plain view, on their property. Call it a warning shit... Oops, shot...

[Lou Girardin]

I wouldn't count on your big mate too much. He's tried some property development in the next suburb and is getting his arse kicked. Not to mention picking fights with the local Rug factory and the Korean BBQ shop.
He's going to be a busy lad.

[SARGE]

I wouldn't count on your big mate too much. He's tried some property development in the next suburb and is getting his arse kicked. Not to mention picking fights with the local Rug factory and the Korean BBQ shop.
He's going to be a busy lad.

thats why the US is going after Iran..

NO MORE WAR FOR RUGS!!!!

[acewheelie]

Jesus Christ used parables to make his point of view understandable to the masses.

Looks to me like Sarge is using local scenario to emphasise his points about the Middle East and you are all just walking straight into it.

Well done Sarge it makes a welcome change to the same old same old and it's not even in the name of "God".

The only thing wrong with the above is that he states that he bought the house, in Palestine the natives were driven off by the Poms, then the invading Euro trash jews from the ghettos in Poland, Russia etc.

The problem lies with the member countries of the EEC, why don't the Israelis and the Arabs get together and bomb Europe, far more fulfilling!

[PuppetMaster]

Rent a bro.....they will sort it out.

[Patrick]

Put in a burn out pad, get all the boyracers over for a "do"...wait for the wind to be going in their right direction. Even charge a couple of $$$ for entry to pay for the cleanup afterward...

Build a urinal on the fenceline that flows directly into their places...

A KB party engine rev contest at 0330hrs, any week night... probably get a noise abatement for 72 hours, then do it again after the 72 hours......

[Lou Girardin]

Or you could offer to shake hands with your left hand.

[carver]

I have a problem.. long story..

I moved into my house a few years ago.. turns out it was on the market due to a very bitter divorce dispute..The family of the people involved live in the surrounding houses, so I am the only non-family member in the neighborhood. Worst part is they all work for competing shops..

Now at first.. there was definite bitterness.. how could I come in here and move into the house that was in their family for years??.. then it started escalating .. they let their dogs shit in my yard.. their kids throw bottle rockets and fireworks on my property and generally tear shit up in my yard.. my kids have gone beyond scared and are now pissed off..

I have consulted the neighborhood watch and called the police.. I’ve had other neighbors try and mediate between us to no avail.. thankfully , I have a big mate who watches my back.. I installed security lights and put up a big fence but they still keep screwing with me.. and now some of their mates are getting in on the act..


My dilemma: I am capable of dealing with this, but it’s not going to be PC or pretty…do I send troops into Southern Lebanon, or just keep returning fire?

personally, i would hold the fort, dont budge, stay where you are, especially if it pisses you off.
second, i would retaliate, without compromise or remorse, but do something fair, i know half the people that post on here would be last in line to ACTUALLY help you, cause its easy sitting here writing this.
some die-hard kiwibikers could cause some havoc in your hood if you let them.
I say i would have a large biker party, bring out the big sound system, blast it out till all hours playing what they dont like to hear...(death/thrash metal is great for that one) some old pantera would be my pick.
smash beer bottles on their property at 2am, lots of singing and yelling etc...
thats all just intimidation, but it could work, just to put them in their place.

my hyo has suffered a starter motor failure due to a leaking seal, i wont be mobile till next week.

it sounds rough, but it may work, think about it.
oh...good luck

[carver]

Since (as one member said) you used parables like Jesus did, my advice is to follow his footstep entirely.

Turn the other cheek , and allow them to dance on your property....give them the whole nation, and move to greener pastures. Hell, those Israeli jews can simply move to america and control that big nation through economy. More profitable than fighting for land where the grass isn't even looking green in TV.

ah...jesus was no pussy, remember that he did stand up for what he belived in, he didnt just bend over and get shafted everytime.... he stood up for the misfits and down and outers, part of the reason he got nailed

[Indiana_Jones]

Sit on ur deck with a shotgun and if any cats, dogs or kids run on ur lawn, shoot!

Note: be sure to have dueling banjo's playing on a stero at full volume on repeat

-Indy

[Grahameeboy]

I will just pray Sarge.....woods scare me......Cowpoos could be in there.

I reckon you should just have a load of KBers pop round one pm and then see what 'appens.....

[imdying]

Get their youngest school age child, and kidnap him for a week. Inscribe 'you'll be next if you don't fuck off' on his back with a scapel, and dump the body on their door step. Repeat till satisfaction.