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But there is such a thing as an unfair fight, eg labelling combatants as women and children, turning off the water main at their gate in the dead of night, replacing all the 10 amp fusewire in the meterbox with 5 amp etc etc...Originally Posted by SPman
I would think that statement would depend strongly on the situation.
Does a good General always keep an ace up his sleeve?
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
The best deals, all the time!
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Yeah but maybe he had ancestral links to the property and so can rightfully claim title to it.................erk...what have I done!!!!?
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Scotsman on a German
Aw shit - do the Israelis have a Treaty of Waitangi too? That's going to seriously jeopardise the Mediterranean fishin' holiday I had planned.
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Yeah, why haven't the Koreans claimed their rights to NZ yet?
Scotsman on a German
Hey if everyone claimed their ancestral home and returned there we'd all be fighting over the middle east as that's where we all originated from......hey, is everyone trying to reclaim their ancestral land? And I thought it was all about powerbases and oil. God I'm so naive.
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Well that explains my big nose.
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Ain't nothing can quite explain THAT!!
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
The best deals, all the time!
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Yeah my mates tease me about it all the time. My girlfriend comforted me about it and said that it wasn't that big and to prove it, try this little experiment. She said that I should put a hand in each of my nostrils. I did, then she said "now clap". I couldn't and she replied "see - told you"
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(Nasal nerd Steve Erckle voice)
Thats why my glasses are so big, to hide my nose, snort, aha haha, aha ha..
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
The best deals, all the time!
eschew obsification...
decide what the factions are
join the stronger and assist in the driving out of the weaker [picking up their vacated real estate for a song as you do so]
then, in the joyous aftermath of victory, as you are hailed as a trusted brother and hugged to the communal bosom, strike swiftly, unexpectedly and decisively from the INSIDE, anihilating the victor [and picking up HIS ... yada, yada, yada]
........... put in tenants you can live with
live happily ever after
this wouldn't work in the middle east though ..........
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Deep in the heart...
Big fingers????
Air is free?????
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Blow Reville at 0500 each morning and run the Globe and Anchor up the flagpole. Normally gets a reaction from the local inhabitants...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
i already do that bro...
Immature and proud of it.
Why don't you put leaflets in the letterboxes telling them to leave for their own safety, then ambush them down the road a bit.
While you're at it, shoot up the local cop shop too. (Probably sympathisers.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
maybe i'll just get a big fuckin dog..
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