You'd be lucky to find 5 meters in that shopOriginally Posted by Swoop
You'd be lucky to find 5 meters in that shopOriginally Posted by Swoop
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Exceedingly true...Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
This reminds me of a guy who tried to rob a convenience store in Texas armed with a knife. The 60 year old lady owner shot him... 12 times, 6 in the head.
This was in the morning and the shop was opened again after lunch.
They have always had mine, and will continue to do so.Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
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update from harold
Update... I think the father speaks for most of us. Good on him.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10393306
I love this!! Hilarious!! Apart from the fact that the idiot will be using claiming ACC and we, ladies and gentlemen, will be paying first for his medical treatment, and second, for his incarceration.
Cause of death: brain hemorrhage, wound entrance diameter : 9mm
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
He should be our next Prime Minister!"Like anyone in this country, he doesn't have to have his head bloody cut off before he does something about it."
"We have a duty to the general public not to let people do this. We take our business seriously"
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
That's right... He has my vote!
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"You can do it... you da water boy..." Where have i heard that before?Originally Posted by Swoop
Hmmm... Are you saying verbal or other warnings should have sufficed first?Originally Posted by sAsLEX
As in.. "Stop stabbing me in the chest or I will be forced to shoot you..."
Or,
"Is that gun loaded, coz if it is, I will have to [BANG!]....." Bugger... guess it was loaded...![]()
True Jantar - and when that was done at Waitara EVERYBODY (well the noisy brainless ones) said 'Why did he get shot so many times" WTF??????Originally Posted by Jantar
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
They had better not f#cking do the guy for attempted murder. I mean, the dumb ass broke into a fricken GUN shop with a machete what does he think will happen?? DUMB SHIT.
I think the police should give the guy credit for disabling without killing rather than prosecuting. He is lucky the bloke didn't shoot to instantly kill...i.e a shot in his empty head. I have seen that they stock Desert Eagles there, that would have made quite some mess compared to a 9mm!
Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
I just watchwed the clip on the news and the guy was trying to get up off the floor. No exit wound visible so must have been small calibre, maybe .22.
I find it amusing that anyone with half the brains god gave a loaf of bread could think this was a workable idea. I mean really... what was he thinking?
I know I will go rob a high security GUN store with my trusty machete and demand they give me a gun and some money. No risk of that going wrong!
The owner is not saying that they keep a loaded gun behind the counter because that is illegal, BUT, I know a couple of guys who work in the trade and I believe it is common practice for a 'demo' weapon to be 'out for display/trial purposes'.
Please god, let all NZ's criminal elements be this dumb.
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
It also would have gone right thru him and endangered the rest of the public. No I think the right weapon was used and used well.Originally Posted by Brett
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
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