How do you starve a Samoan?
Hide his dole check under his work boots.
pretending to give a fuck...
How do you starve a Samoan?
Hide his dole check under his work boots.
It's just one of those days, where you don't wanna wake up,
everything is fucked, everybody sucks,
You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off
Hardcore Biker
How do black mothers stop their children jumping on the beds?
They stick velcro on the ceilings.
If the destination is more important than the journey you aint a biker.
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Deus ex ukulele
Where do you hide your money when there are Poms around?
Under the soap.
How do you get a Pom out of the bath?
Run the tap...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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