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    Apartheid

    A bloke with a real thick head of hair (aka aff-man) goes to the barber and gets a real good baldy haircut, as the sign out front says, Telly Savalas cuts for only 10 bucks.

    A semi bald, black man, see's him coming out and likes the job and asks if it was only a tenner. Getting the nod, he races in for a cut too. The barber finishes and says that will be 20 bucks fella.

    'Hang on bro," says the black man. I've got less hair than that honky who just left and you charged him 10 bucks, like the sign says.



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    And going for the 'most offensive joke' category....
    Scientists have genetically crossed a nigger with an octopus,



    It don't look real flash but fuck can it pick cotton!!



    I'm sorry, it just had to be done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife
    And going for the 'most offensive joke' category....
    Scientists have genetically crossed a nigger with an octopus,



    It don't look real flash but fuck can it pick cotton!!



    I'm sorry, it just had to be done.
    Thanks... For the ice breaker!!! Almost spilled my guts...

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    hay have u guyz herd ne chuk norris jokes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soul Bruddah
    hay have u guyz herd ne chuk norris jokes?
    A while back but it's slipped the grey matter. Hit us with them
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    I have heaps of good apartheid jokes. Pity me being South African means I cant get away with it.....
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I have heaps of good apartheid jokes. Pity me being South African means I cant get away with it.....
    lol and me being from Zimbabwe... so I didn't comment... haha

    *knows heaps........... of these type of jokes*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I have heaps of good apartheid jokes. Pity me being South African means I cant get away with it.....
    "we aint in kansas anymore Toto"




    so lets hear 'em

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife
    And going for the 'most offensive joke' category....
    It's the middle of the night when a noise wakes you up, you go downstairs and into the lounge where you see your tv floating in the air.... What do you say?






























    Fucken drop it nigger!
    It's just one of those days, where you don't wanna wake up,
    everything is fucked, everybody sucks,
    You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off

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    What happened to the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?


    He'd eaten three by the time they pulled him out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beyond
    What happened to the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?


    He'd eaten three by the time they pulled him out.
    Okay, I must confess... That's funny and very true!!! LOL

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    what's blue and mows the lawns???




































    he's my nigger and I'll paint him any damned colour I like.

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    No wonder the Black's haded us so much!!!

    Poor 20+ year olds that need to suffer because of their parents sins...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX
    "we aint in kansas anymore Toto"




    so lets hear 'em
    According to a couple of picky individuals on the site, we may as well be *shakes head in exasperation*

    Anyway....


    Whats the difference between a black and and a snow tyre?
    A snow tyre doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

    You hear about the black guy who was found starngled, beaten and shot 15 times? Cops called it the worst case of suicide ever.
    To every man upon this earth
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