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  1. 3rd July 2006, 14:13 #1
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    Why oh why does The Hoff continue to embarrass himself and the human race

    New Music Video From David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - "Jump In My Car"

    sorry, its another google vid:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...91587979249836
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    New Music Video From David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - "Jump In My Car"
    Does he frequent play schools in it?
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    "nifty" song.... Incredible lyrics - I bet he wrote them all by himself too.

    Good GOD that's crap.I have a 6 year old capable of writing that song... and WHY does he insist on bringing that bloody car with him. It might have been cutting edge back then but err... it's aged somewhat.

    I didn't watch the whole song, but please don;t tell me the car sings at some point too...
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    oh god... thats just scary...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Does he frequent play schools in it?
    Only when the younger kids aren't available.
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    I love how he is still taking the piss out of himself! lol

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife
    I love how he is still taking the piss out of himself! lol
    LOL - but does he know everyone else is too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    "nifty" song.... Incredible lyrics - I bet he wrote them all by himself too.
    Its a cover!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX
    Its a cover!
    WHOOOOAAAAAAA

    You mean ... you mean...

    He knowingly sang someone else's crap???? (Or was it a good song that he Dovered)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!



    I didn't watch the whole song, but please don;t tell me the car sings at some point too...
    i don't know mate, i only managed about 45 seconds before my ears and eyes imploded
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    i don't know mate, i only managed about 45 seconds before my ears and eyes imploded
    they make a mess don't they!
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    You think that is bad? Check this out... it is awful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife
    I love how he is still taking the piss out of himself! lol
    Apparently he likes the piss inside him too . . .

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006300747,00.html
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