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    Spoonerisms

    My Teacher never taught us what a spoonerism is....but then her name was Betty Swollocks.

    The difference between a Strip Show and the Moscow state circus?

    The circus is a display of cunning stunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big McJim
    her name was Betty Swollocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Marginally better than Kerry Hunt.
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    There was an entire soliloquy by Ronnie Barker that was full of hilarious spoonerisms some time ago - someone's bound to have a copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big McJim
    There was an entire soliloquy by Ronnie Barker that was full of hilarious spoonerisms some time ago - someone's bound to have a copy.
    Actually he did a couple, the Rindercella story was one of the best known ones, someone posted here a while back
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ghlight=ronnie
    His other one that I particularly liked was similar and longer,
    I thought I had a copy but cannot find it at present.

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    The difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

    One clucks defiance!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    The difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

    One clucks defiance!
    Ooh, that one took me a while :slap:
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    So that would mean a seagull 'Flits over the shore' whilst a small child with the runs......

    And a fish 'mucks about in fountains' whilst a Billy Goat.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big McJim
    There was an entire soliloquy by Ronnie Barker that was full of hilarious spoonerisms some time ago - someone's bound to have a copy.
    Ronnie Barker is THE MAN!! have you seen 'Porridge'? I've got season 1 & 2 on DVD..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quartida
    Ooh, that one took me a while :slap:
    Thats because you're not a cunning stunt.
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