Spoonerisms

**McJim** · 27th July 2006, 16:15

My Teacher never taught us what a spoonerism is....but then her name was Betty Swollocks.

The difference between a Strip Show and the Moscow state circus?

The circus is a display of cunning stunts.

**Hitcher** · 27th July 2006, 16:19

Originally Posted by Big McJim

her name was Betty Swollocks.

Marginally better than Kerry Hunt.

**ManDownUnder** · 27th July 2006, 16:20

Duck food is reportedly George Michael's secret password

**WRT** · 27th July 2006, 16:25

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Marginally better than Kerry Hunt.

Is this her bus?

**onearmedbandit** · 27th July 2006, 16:30

http://www.lunaeterna.net/popcult/spooner.htm

http://home.gil.com.au/~vburton/cryptics/spooner2.htm

Thank you Rev. Spooner.

**McJim** · 27th July 2006, 16:39

There was an entire soliloquy by Ronnie Barker that was full of hilarious spoonerisms some time ago - someone's bound to have a copy.

**Macktheknife** · 27th July 2006, 17:09

Originally Posted by Big McJim

There was an entire soliloquy by Ronnie Barker that was full of hilarious spoonerisms some time ago - someone's bound to have a copy.

Actually he did a couple, the Rindercella story was one of the best known ones, someone posted here a while back
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ghlight=ronnie
His other one that I particularly liked was similar and longer,
I thought I had a copy but cannot find it at present.

**Goblin** · 27th July 2006, 17:10

Brad Pitt & Angelina called their baby Shilo Pitt! Poor kid.

**vtec** · 27th July 2006, 17:13

What's the difference between a tradesman and a homosexual...

One like's Mitre Ten, the other likes tighter men.

**Hitcher** · 27th July 2006, 20:02

The difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

One clucks defiance!

**Virago** · 27th July 2006, 23:32

....And while half the people on this site are shining wits.......

**Quartida** · 28th July 2006, 00:05

Originally Posted by Hitcher

The difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

One clucks defiance!

Ooh, that one took me a while :slap:

**bluninja** · 28th July 2006, 02:11

So that would mean a seagull 'Flits over the shore' whilst a small child with the runs......

And a fish 'mucks about in fountains' whilst a Billy Goat.....