Fatjim needs a flatmate!

**Fatjim** · 21st July 2006, 15:07

Fatjim's bought a house and needs a flatmate so he can afford the mortgage payments.

Not too picky but must be.

Clean
Mature
Straight. (Lesbians ok)

Bike friendly, plenty of room in the garage for a bike.

Location, Belmont, about half way between Welly and the Tukas.

Rent negotiable.

So please help me keep off the streets and the bluebottle nice and warm in the garage!

BTW, there will be drinkies at some stage, maybe a Thursday night instead of the TRTNR at the mole.

**Str8 Jacket** · 21st July 2006, 15:09

Congrats on the house purchase dude! When do you move in, or have you already?

**Colapop** · 21st July 2006, 15:11

If I keep badgering her about getting a bike - I may need a place to stay....

Does your new place come with a pie warmer?

**Fatjim** · 21st July 2006, 15:11

Settlement is 2 weeks today as long as it passes the inspection.

**Fatjim** · 21st July 2006, 15:11

Originally Posted by Colapop

If I keep badgering her about getting a bike - I may need a place to stay....

Does your new place come with a pie warmer?

Poos. Can you get Aria to answer this one for me?

**Deano** · 21st July 2006, 15:16

Originally Posted by Fatjim

Not too picky but must be.

Straight. (Lesbians ok)

Hahaha - LMFAO.

I flatted with a couple of rug muchers once - it's great when a mate comes round for the first time and sees them cuddling on the couch together...

"Oh didn't I tell you"

....haha

**Fatjim** · 21st July 2006, 15:18

You got their contact details.

**Deano** · 21st July 2006, 15:23

Originally Posted by Fatjim

You got their contact details.

You don't want them - they were quite 'assthetically challenged'.

**James Deuce** · 21st July 2006, 15:24

Originally Posted by Deano

'assthetically challenged'.

Now THAT'S how you do a malapropism lads, intentional or unintentional.

**Deano** · 21st July 2006, 15:27

Originally Posted by Jim2

Now THAT'S how you do a malapropism lads, intentional or unintentional.

I guess I better check my dicktionary again. "mal-ap-ro-pism"

Edit - Actually it should have been arsethetically challenged, (sorry Hitcher), but that would have been less subtle.

**Wasp** · 21st July 2006, 15:59

My parents are going to kick me out one day ..... (im going to stay as long as I can without paying board though)

Mabye in a few months?

**GR81** · 21st July 2006, 16:40

Originally Posted by Fatjim

Straight. (Lesbians ok)

you might wanna rephrase that... dont want butch, harley riding biarches!

**jazbug5** · 21st July 2006, 17:52

What- no cleavage shot in your profile..?

**cowpoos** · 21st July 2006, 17:53

Originally Posted by Fatjim

Fatjim's bought a house and needs a flatmate so he can afford the mortgage payments.

Not too picky but must be.

Clean
Mature
Straight. (Lesbians ok)

Bike friendly, plenty of room in the garage for a bike.

Location, Belmont, about half way between Welly and the Tukas.

Rent negotiable.

So please help me keep off the streets and the bluebottle nice and warm in the garage!

BTW, there will be drinkies at some stage, maybe a Thursday night instead of the TRTNR at the mole.

mikeys looking for a flat!!!!