Bike accident

**beyond** · 27th July 2006, 16:02

What do a call an Irishman on a motorcycle who hits and bounces off the motorway centre barrier.

Rick O'shea

**Hitcher** · 27th July 2006, 20:24

What do you call a quadraplegic Irishman in a swimming pool?

Bob.

**Biohazard** · 27th July 2006, 20:25

where do you find a quadraplegic?

where you left him

**Marknz** · 27th July 2006, 20:26

What do you call an Irishman with a spade in his head?

Doug

**Drum** · 27th July 2006, 20:31

Whats big and green, and if it feel out of a tree and hit you it would kill you?

A pool table.

**Marknz** · 27th July 2006, 20:33

Did you hear about the Irishman who threw his hat on the floor?

He missed.

**Hitcher** · 27th July 2006, 20:34

What's yellow and goes "click click"?

A ballpoint banana.

**nadroj** · 27th July 2006, 20:49

What do Israel's tanks run on?

Slow Arabs.

**apteryx_haasti** · 27th July 2006, 20:57

How does a blonde like her eggs?

Unfertilized.

**Kornholio** · 27th July 2006, 21:02

What do you call a man clothed in newspaper?

Russell.

**Maha** · 27th July 2006, 21:05

What sort of joke aint funny?.....

All of the above..............

**Kornholio** · 27th July 2006, 21:14

And who said Triumph riders havent got a sense of humor............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................................

**beyond** · 27th July 2006, 21:53

What do you call an Irishman without a spade in his head?

Douglas

What do you call an Irishwoman on the horizon?

Dot.

What do you call an Irishwoman hanging across a chasm?

Bridgette.

What do you call an pregnant Irishwoman on a pushbike?

Dope peddler.

What do you call a pregnant Irishwoman in labour?

Dope pusher.

What do you call some Irishman on a section?

vacant lot.

What is five miles long and has an IQ of 10?

Saint Patricks day parade

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**Hitcher** · 28th July 2006, 09:22

An Englishman with a tree growing out of his head?

Edward.

An Englishman with three trees growing out of his head?

Edward Woodward.

An Englishwoman with five pints of ale balanced on her head?

Beatrix.