Can I buy you a drink?
A man met a girl in the pub. He asks " Can I buy you a drink?".
"Okay, but it won't do you any good"
A liile later, he asks, "Can I buy you another?"
"Okay, but it still won't do you any good."
He invites her back to his place for 'coffee'.
She says, "Sure, but it still won't do you any good."
Once in his flat, he says, "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever met. I want you for my wife."
She says, "Ah, ok. Send her in."
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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