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    Scooters don't count. I've had 8 (over 50kph) crashes in 18 months on a bike
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    And you fuckers give me shit for my 3 in 3 years?

    And only two where I was at fault.

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    This is an extremely encouraging thread for anyone thinking about purchasing their first Motorcycle.

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    And you fuckers give me shit for my 3 in 3 years?
    Assuming that you follow tradition, you'll have a new bike by the end of this year, Dover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swanny
    Assuming that you follow tradition, you'll have a new bike by the end of this year, Dover.
    No no. Insurance will pay out on another wrecked thou, Dover can put his arse back on a comfy seat instead of renting it out on K Rd and he wont have to sell the 750. Sounds like a perfect solution to me.
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    Some of you guys really need to stop riding, or learn how to ride correctly or you ride along with your eyes shut or something.

    In 10 years of riding only one small off. And i know alot of people who 10-20+ years with out problems

    BTW Crashing on a track i know is different than the road, going around a track means sooner or later you will meet tarmat, i am more talking about road

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    Thumbs up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun
    Some of you guys really need to stop riding, or learn how to ride correctly or you ride along with your eyes shut or something.

    In 10 years of riding only one small off. And i know alot of people who 10-20+ years with out problems

    BTW Crashing on a track i know is different than the road, going around a track means sooner or later you will meet tarmat, i am more talking about road
    The faster you are the more you crash.
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    or the more drunk you are the more you crash

    or stoned

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    or just plain stupid (as is the case with my 2 big offs)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers
    The faster you are the more you crash.
    nah....I don't believe that to be true at all....some people just arn't as switched on as others....heaps of slow people crash....a hand full of fast people crash....but not as many....TS.DSS3,loosebruce.....are just bad examples to be using...infact TS shouldn't even be used as an example,coz he ain't really fast
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers
    The faster you are the more you crash.
    I know a few really really fast boys from around this way. And they haven't crashed in 10+ years, some use to race in early-mid 90's

    You crash cause 9/10 you did something wrong. And this happens with people who are slow and fast,

    But if you aren't paying as much attention as you should be doing silly stuff/show boating you are more likley gonna crash more, and those fall in to the 'you did something' wrong area.

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    ive had....

    car infront was moving into the median to turn right went way out....i starting to approach on the left...suddenly no indicating they swung hard left into thier driveway...went flying over thier bonnet....resulting in my elbow breaking and not ever being able to straighten my arm fully ever again.....cops decided mine and cagers fault....

    a bus cut a corner while i was appraching a give wya heading straight at me i jusmped off the bike and the bus drove over it....bus drivers fault...

    and last but not least...women was going same direction as me in the lane to my left slightly staggered ahead.....no indicating pulls a u turn....managed to slow down a fair bit so only hit at maybe 20 kph..(not like i was looking at speedo) and i got thrown up in the air landed on my feet running backwards.....looking at my bike going ka thunk onto it's side...

    the 50 school girls at the bus stop didn't help just sat there laughing at me.... car driver drove off....

    went back next day...tracked her down got her details...cops recently decided it was her fault....sent out letters.....then a week later (about 2 days ago ) the cops call up and say the storys don't match so we are revoking it you have to goto small claims....i was like ffs....the battle still rages on eh. ugh damn cagers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun
    BTW Crashing on a track i know is different than the road, going around a track means sooner or later you will meet tarmat, i am more talking about road
    thats one of the most stupid things I have heard. People crash on the track because they push, I push on the road...

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    I don't crash, I 'learn'. I've 'learnt' 5 times so far this year. All on the track but. Screw crashing on the road, that shit will kill ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dss3
    I don't crash, I 'learn'. I've 'learnt' 5 times so far this year. All on the track but. Screw crashing on the road, that shit will kill ya.
    i do like your way of thinking..i had a real good learn 3 years ago on old taupo(bye bye bike) and two stupid lil lessons this year... taupo and manfield. and yup, bugger crashing on the road..ewww!! ouch!!
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