Muppet Racers...

**Two Smoker** · 29th July 2006, 19:51

So lets see all the muppet racers...

the latest edition and the guy tieing for second place with 15 crashes... (Just behind Bruces 17)

The Two Smoken Swedish Chef

To Join, Beaker Bruce, Fozzie Daryl, Gonzo Gav and Dr Poos...

**vtec** · 30th July 2006, 14:35

Haha, good job, saved me from having to do it.

Actually, I think I'll have to find a better resolution pic, and redo it for you even nicer.

**cowpoos** · 31st July 2006, 10:13

Dr Poo's ain't binned on a track yet....but if its just about bin's in general...I'll win...theres not usually a week that goes buy when I don't throw one of the dirtbikes away and go for a roll in the grass!!!

**skidMark** · 31st July 2006, 11:07

CP i thought you jumped off on purpose not to roll in the grass but the cow shit?

**HDTboy** · 31st July 2006, 13:13

Are we counting track crashes, road crashes, dirt crashes or combined?

I'll have to start counting.

Is it crashes per year? Cause I'd be pretty high on that list.

I thought you had to have crashed on GPR-70s to be a muppet

**Matt Bleck** · 31st July 2006, 14:41

I know there's no such muppet, but gav should be "Tbag"

**kickingzebra** · 31st July 2006, 14:45

T-bag mudd-monsta Gav...
GPR70s are sooo last week

**kiwifruit** · 31st July 2006, 15:00

I crash on the track when im not racing, am i a muppet?

**Two Smoker** · 1st August 2006, 19:11

Originally Posted by HDTboy

Are we counting track crashes, road crashes, dirt crashes or combined?

I'll have to start counting.

Is it crashes per year? Cause I'd be pretty high on that list.

I thought you had to have crashed on GPR-70s to be a muppet

Its crashes in total... And dirt crashes aren't counted... they are inevitable... (but it seems that track crashes are too...) I'm sitting on 15 after riding for 2.75 years... And thats big bins, which usually results in a broken bike, not those shitty, i fell off on the driveway ones...

**texmo** · 1st August 2006, 20:05

In my year and a half of riding bikes I have had more the 40 crashes. two resulting in writeing off motorbikes, and 5 writing off the same scooter. I also broke a 60year olds legs when she jumped out infront of me (she was at fault).
And since I highsided my zxr at 140 on a gpr 70 front and gpr 100 rear according to bruce im a muppet.
edit: oh and I have never fallen off in a drive way, closest to that was when I was reading a map on my scooter somebody backed into me.

**skidMark** · 1st August 2006, 20:13

40 fuck me no wonder acc levis for bike keep going up

fook me

**cowpoos** · 2nd August 2006, 10:42

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

Its crashes in total... And dirt crashes aren't counted... they are inevitable... (but it seems that track crashes are too...) I'm sitting on 15 after riding for 2.75 years... And thats big bins, which usually results in a broken bike, not those shitty, i fell off on the driveway ones...

and that means I have 5 in total if its big bin's only...road only!! none on the track yet....touch wood!

**Macktheknife** · 2nd August 2006, 11:01

Originally Posted by texmo

In my year and a half of riding bikes I have had more the 40 crashes. .

Jeezus Texmo, Thats a lot more than I have had in 25 years of riding! What are you doing?
If you keep that up we will have to call you Igor (say it with a lisp)

**texmo** · 2nd August 2006, 11:20

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

Jeezus Texmo, Thats a lot more than I have had in 25 years of riding! What are you doing?
If you keep that up we will have to call you Igor (say it with a lisp)

All except 3 were on a scooter. I had two lowsides on motorbikes (one I ended up in a stream pinned against a 10foot rock wall I just went over with my bike on me) then other lowside was on the track and so was my highside.
The rest werent so bad fliped the scooter front and back. hit gravel and slid into a bank. got taken out by a car doing a ue. had one crash where I locked the front my bike bike in the wet at about 50km/hr for some car that pulled out infront of me thatwas park on the side of the road. one of the best was when I was doing 140km/hr on my vesta and it seized and highsided spitting me off in jeans what fun... hitching to a&e was a bit of fun too.

**kickingzebra** · 2nd August 2006, 12:05

I make 1 serious road crash, bike was taken up the arse by a nissan laurel. Bike lost the bet. 1 pathetic road crash, mud on side of tyre, cracked her over and she spat me off, Lowside again.

2 track crashes, both lowsides, one rear, and one front.

And I rolled a 4 wheeler and survived! That was my proudest achievement.

Crashed maybe 5 times on dirtbikes, never anything to write home about.

Ooh, and crashed a nifty fifty that I, err, borrowed without permission. Wheelied it into a wall side on, scraped paint, didn't drop her.
The owner was a rather lovely young lady with a firey temper. Not a happy camper. Spoilt my chances!! LOL

Thats in 7 years on bikes, only track crashes in the last 4 years.

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