Mental Asylum

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

We all need a good laugh once in a while. This did it for me.
> >
> > :
> > It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time,
and
> >this should help get you started.
> >
> > During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
what
> >the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
> >institutionalized.
> >
> > "Well", said the Director, "we first fill up a bathtub with water,
> >then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him
> >or her to empty the bathtub."
> >
> > "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
> >bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
> >
> > "No", said the Director, "A normal person would pull the
> >plug........do you want a bed near the window?"
> >
> >

[wysper]

nice! distressingly I said plug. I wanted that bed!!