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    Angry Interesting Deterrent For Those F*ing Annoying Cats

    While this is slightly long, there's a cat deterrent solution near the end!

    While I feel uncomfortable mentioning this due to the obvious identity/origin of the cats I refer to, I feel the topic or fact is interesting enough to post, as well as the fact that the problem is hopefully one that is resolving itselft or diminishing due to an unexpected deterrent device...

    I took exception to the fact that numerous cats were first walking through the mud and then all over the paintwork of my new car. As you would know, applying directional pressure to a mix of sand and water while on a highly polished (or any) surface would obviously cause at least fine scratches, and over time more noticable damage. These mud-prints were from the tip of the bonnet to the spoiler on the boot. I hurriedly tried to find a solution that would deter the cats from ruining my car. The steps were as follows:

    1) I bought a very soft and protective $208.00 car cover, which I fitted every time I came home and which I removed before I left (of course). The first fitting took me (honestly and literally) 25 minutes. Removing was faster, but subsequent fittings took about 15 minutes each (I only have one working arm). Not only that, but I stored it in my "bike" shed, which meant a walk across the muddy lawn twice each time I used the car. When I found that any strong wind blew the cover off, I gave up and stored the cover permanently.

    2) I decided againt a pellet gun, and though that some high pitched & loud noise would deter them. This in fact worked, but it had a few hiccups. I bought a PIR (passive infra-red) sensor alarm which was armed/disarmed by remote. The PIR covered the car and set off a 130dB siren when triggered. This worked perfectly, no more prints. However, since it was a cheap to mid priced item from Dick Smith, it stopped working shortly afterwards. When I setup the new replaced item, everything was fine for a few weeks. One rainy day though, it decided to not respond to the remote and since I was in a hurry and annoyed at being deafened by the siren, I kicked the unit into enough pieces to stop the siren from wailing.

    3) I now have my current item in place, a more expensive (but still from Dick Smith) PIR Sensor, however this one is operated using a keypad (enter security code to disarm, etc...) Anyway, I've found that it may not be the actual siren that puts the cats off, but rather the infra-red beams themselves! I think this because the very night of the slaughter of the second PIR sensor, the little bastards played "stuck-in-the-mud" on my car!. They might be able to see or sense the beams or something. Anyway, hope someone found this info useful, or got a laugh at my inane and stupid carry-on!

    Dave.

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    Apparently cats, and fish, can see in Infrared, so chances are it's almost like looking into the sun, so they stay away from it.

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    Nice one! Some interesting results from your experimentation.

    So what made you decide against a pellet gun?
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    too cruel (or that I wouldn't get away with it)

    I can't really go shooting cute (to some) and furry animals, afterall I am an avid animal lover. It's just one of those things. As I said though, it looks like it's working.

    If not, in a few weeks I'll let you guys know when I'll be selling leather or fur garments / accessories

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    Wow... that is an interesting solution, but hell, if it works, what the hell, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneChucker
    no more prints.
    Prints?!!! I found f#$%^$$n scratch marks on the hood of my cage this morning!!!
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    I gave up trying to find nice ways to keep cats off my property.. I just shoot the furry little bastards with an air rifle now. Hasnt killed any of em that I'm aware of but it does make them take off like the devil is after em.
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    how bout building a garage and putting your car in that, you know you can be had up for cruelty to animals. anyways im in the market for some nice fluffy slippers and gloves pm me when you start selling

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    Cats are subject to the same trespass laws as Dogs. Ring the Cat's Protection League and they will provide you with traps and dispose of the cats for you. Job done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneChucker
    the paintwork of my new car. .
    What car did you get???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Cats are subject to the same trespass laws as Dogs. Ring the Cat's Protection League and they will provide you with traps and dispose of the cats for you. Job done.
    Ummm......I don't think he's going to do that cause the're my cats.
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    Geez you guys are slow!

    Not much of a reaction - I was expecting flame throwers at 2 paces at dawn.

    Where's that book on trolling.......
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    Forget the siren a short duration sprinkler system should do the trick. Cats HATE water(ever baptised one) and you get your car washed as well also the car is wet a further deterant plus water doesn't disturb the neibours....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Geez you guys are slow!

    Not much of a reaction - I was expecting flame throwers at 2 paces at dawn.

    Where's that book on trolling.......
    It's because I know you Jim that the reaction was pretty soft...besides you would have to deal with the roth of my wife.....my money's on her!....you soft underbelly monoab!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Apparently cats, and fish, can see in Infrared, so chances are it's almost like looking into the sun, so they stay away from it.
    Then how come it doesn't work inside! Lots of alarmed houses and cats coexist happily.

    Quote Originally Posted by andrea
    how bout building a garage and putting your car in that, you know you can be had up for cruelty to animals.
    FFS, I hope this is a P/T

    Quote Originally Posted by Lias
    I just shoot the furry little bastards with an air rifle now.
    When my cat was on heat years ago I managed to shoot the neighbours tom while it was rooting her. She looked quite confused, she'd never experienced coitus interrupus before.
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