Your most embarrassing moments

[kro]

After some thought, I decided to share some moments of shame with yall.

30th Birthday Party - Kouatuna (Coromandel Peninsula)
I was drinking, as you do, and needed a pee. Shitter had a queue a mile long, so I wandered to the end of the driveway, and decided, seeing as I was in the middle of nowhere, in the "off" season, I would pee in the bushes. I start peeing, and a deep growl in my lower intestinal tract heralded the arrival of the type of fart that can change the way a man walks.
Feeling quite confident, I let this gas free into the atmosphere. Halfway thru the aforementioned "blow-off", two women mountain bikers rounded the bend in the road, and ride behind me "mid trumpet"
Giggles all round.

Suzuki GSXR1100 - Harris Road - East Tamaki
Had my walkman playing in my ears, it was 8pm, on a cold winter eve, traffic was damn near non-existant. The song "Right now" by Van Halen is playing, as I pull up to the lights, and seeing no people around, I start singing hard out in my helmet. The young couple walking on the side of the road I did not see, and received a large round of applause from them, for my efforts on the song.

Suzuki GSX400-X Impulse - New North Road - Mt Albert
Two up, dropped clutch way too hard, stood the front wheel high into the air, veered sideways, and mounted the kerb, wiping out the flower stand in front of the dairy. Very angry shopkeeper, and a pillion who couldnt stop laughing.

I have lots more, but want to see what other people have done to enter the hall of shame.

[GR81]

Suzuki GSXR1100 - Harris Road - East Tamaki
Had my walkman playing in my ears, it was 8pm, on a cold winter eve, traffic was damn near non-existant. The song "Right now" by Van Halen is playing, as I pull up to the lights, and seeing no people around, I start singing hard out in my helmet. The young couple walking on the side of the road I did not see, and received a large round of applause from them, for my efforts on the song.

least your helmet was on

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm too insane to get embarrassed

-Indy

[Brian d marge]

When I first started in the garage I was given the task of cleaning out the boot of a car whose owner had spilt battery acid.

Took everything out . washed everything with heaps of water, draped the carpet over an old farm impiment.

That was at 10 just after morning tea. later about 3 pm I had an itchy back , when I went to scratch said back, I felt not overalls but skin. A quick dash to the toilet revealed the extent of my modesty,

I wondered why the boss had me pumping gas all afternoon, it was unusual. and I am sure I served that same old lady twice!

Dont get me started about the time I tried to park a car in tuskers on Columbo st. Not my fault the last time I was there it was a wee side street . ever parked a car on the footpath ? it takes a lot of manuvering ...with everyone in the restrauant having a good old laugh !

Stephen

Dont forget all the times I said ...I wonder if .........:slap:

[WINJA]

stoppy in high st went wrong , knee on horn as i cart wheeled for all of the busy friday night punters to turn and point and laugh as i was pinned under the magic.

showing everyone a stoppy on magic thru a deep puddle , magic flipped knee on horn going over the puddle was very deep had my head pinned under the magic drowning for real everyone laughing found out who my real friends are = none.

with a group of biker friends couldnt find a toilet , did a shit by someones letter box , i always carry toilet paper in my van so whoever got their mail that morning would know its human waste.
i have an endless list

[Marmoot]

I'm so ashamed of not having anything embarassing......

[BEAMER89]

HA HA HA Keep them kumming u silly bastards HA HA HA

[Zed]

Suzuki GSX400-X Impulse - New North Road - Mt Albert
Two up, dropped clutch way too hard, stood the front wheel high into the air, veered sideways, and mounted the kerb, wiping out the flower stand in front of the dairy. Very angry shopkeeper, and a pillion who couldnt stop laughing.

LOL, a true 'minty moment' if i've ever read one! You coming to the KB stunt day hehe, sounds like you need the practise.

Hmm, most embarrassment i can recall is years ago in my Datsun 120Y forgetting to pull out the fuel pump nozzle from my tank at the gas station and ripping the entire pump out of the ground causing petrol to overflow the whole forecourt - doh! Was never sent the bill for that.

Another was leaving my front disc lock on my new Fireblade in '95 and attempting to ride off in front of a crowd of freinds, only to come to an abrupt halt and furiously try and save the bike from falling sideways, which i did...just. :slap:

[Maha]

Hey indi jonesy what about that pose wearing the spaceman suit at Ruakaka ?
For me?..... pulling into the Dairy Flats servo and grabbing a handful of throttle in neutral while there were 3 other bikers about to leave, lucky for the compulsory helmet thing...... whew.............:slap:

[NotaGoth]

When I walked out of a public toilet with my skirt accidently tucked up into my g-string. Tell you. Full moon was out that night.



p/t

[Maha]

And.............. took the yammy down the road for some beauty shots, could have sworn i kick the side stand until i noticed that when i got off the bike followed me to the ground, guess the people in the shop accross the road would have come to my aid once they picked themselves up off the floor from laughing

[Zed]

And.............. took the yammy down the road for some beauty shots, could have sworn i kick the side stand until i noticed that when i got off the bike followed me to the ground, guess the people in the shop accross the road would have come to my aid once they picked themselves up off the floor from laughing

LOL, sounds like a Mr Bean incident! ...yeah i dunnit too now i think of it, doh.

[jonbuoy]

Was showing off on a roundabout in front of some girls from college on my pride and joy - Honda CB100N (with perforated exhaust to release the throb of that single cylinder tyre shredder). It had rigid rubber foot pegs, said pegs dug in and an embarasing low side in front of them all. Bent mirrors,handlebars and damaged pride.....

[nadroj]

When I walked out of a public toilet with my skirt accidently tucked up into my g-string. Tell you. Full moon was out that night.



p/t

Stop teasing KiTtiE - the mind boggles! Must be the glare

[Madness]

And.............. took the yammy down the road for some beauty shots, could have sworn i kick the side stand until i noticed that when i got off the bike followed me to the ground, guess the people in the shop accross the road would have come to my aid once they picked themselves up off the floor from laughing

I did the same thing one friday night right outside the large window of my then local fish & chip shop. Pulled up on an RG250, hit the kill switch, stepped off the bike and... CRASH!! That bike was mint too. I ordered Pizza that night in the end from memory