Aargh, photos!
There are a few un PC jokes floating around on the sickest joke thread so lets have them here. If you don't like it, don't read further, simple isn't it?
I dont look down on nigger, kikes, wops, greasers or honkies. But I find jokes about them funny as hell.
So come on, anything Un PC and funny, share with us.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Forum whore
Typical bloody racist South African.
Where's the jokes then?
Fair weather rider
We're waiting, now entertain us.
Aargh, photos!
Not very Un PC, but you get the drift
As a squad of British soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled British soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened. “Well,” he whispered, “I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, ‘Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of shit!’” “He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, ‘Tony Blair is an unprincipled, lying piece of shit too!’” “We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.”
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
White man goes into the delivery room, nurse hands him a black baby.
She asks " is this yours? "
" Yeah probably" man says; " my wife burns every fuckin thing "
Mad nagging bitch!
What did the Germans send the Jews after the war?
... the gas bill.
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Has left the building
What do ya call a Maori air hostess?
Air whore
Cougar Bait
"Fuck I'm hungry!"
"Hey, I'm Germany. Wanna go to war?"
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=33241
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Aargh, photos!
Do you know why Jews noses or so big?
Air is free.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Scooter boy
What do you do when a crowd of black people are running towards you?
Stop Laughing and reload.
eschew obsification...
hmmmmmmm
so the South African and the Afrikaaner were debating whether sexually-satisfying their wives-of-20-years was still play or more like hard work ......
in the end they decided it MUST still be play...
.... 'cause, if it were WORK they'd be getting the kaffir to do it ......
...
...
Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Aargh, photos!
Whats the similarities between a broken gun and a black?
Both wont work and you can't fire them......
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
eschew obsification...
.......... or there's the one about the South African who was moaning on about why Jesus was born in Bethlehem in the holy land when he SHOULD have been born in Bethlehem in South Africa
....... 'till someone pointed out to him how impossible it would be to find three wise men and a virgin in South Africa .....
Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Aargh, photos!
President Mugabe goes on an official state visit to a small country
in the middle of Africa. At the airport he is met by this country's
Minister of Harbours. All of a sudden Mr. Mugabe realizes that this
is absurd, this country has no harbours as it is landlocked! He is
very puzzled and decides to find out what the story is.
At the official state banquet later that evening, he leans over to the
President and asks, "Mr. President, why do you have a Minister of
Harbours when you don't have any harbours?"
The President looks Mr. Mugabe straight in the eye and says, "Well
you know that may be true Mr. Mugabe, but I was just as puzzled at
why you have a Minister of Law and Order?"
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Cougar Bait
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odour is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
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