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In short, a butcher's helper mixed an illegally high dose of Sodium Nitrate in with the meatball mix and a man nearly died from eating them. Reason for the mistake? Thought that the preservative (labeled 'Poison')was flavouring and didn't know what 'Poison' meant.
Am I naive to think that the language tests to get into the country would include important words like 'Poison'?
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Just as long as they can read "Labour" on a voting paper, they will get in!That's the minimum requirement today.
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Crap! that would really upset your day now wouldn't it. Note to self.... don't eat any meatballs unless I have prepared them myself.
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That's about right lolOriginally Posted by oldrider
Just as long as they can read "Labour" on a voting paper, they will get in!
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You didnt eat any of those mussels the other night did ya Mack?... that wasnt really chilly..........
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Fortunately, I dont eat mussels! but thanks for the heads up mate lolYou didnt eat any of those mussels the other night did ya Mack?... that wasnt really chilly..........
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Or to think that one shouldn't put bags maked 'Poison' beside bags of flavouring?:slap:
""A bag of nitrite powder labelled 'poison' was kept alongside the bag of flavouring powder," the man's doctors and a public health officer, Dr Greg Simmons, said in the journal."
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The shop owner, who was prosecuted, claimed he was innocent because "he didn't do it"....
However allowing a situation to arise on his business premises (hiring NESB staff using these components which are labelled in English) negates his argument. Surely?
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I imigrated here about a year and a half ago and no one ever stopped to ask me if I could speak English. I think you could have a good point there Darryboy.
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Who the hell buys ready-made meatballs anyway? Any moron can make meatballs themselves.
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