The MIGHTY EMPIRE

**kickingzebra** · 1st August 2006, 21:15

Dang! Thats like, must be like.... like, a four to one victory!!

But at least I know how big my arse is!!!

**SwanTiger** · 1st August 2006, 21:18

Originally Posted by tomthepohm

I recon the next time the ABs face England, who lets face it arnt very good, when they do the Huker, or what ever its called, the English should all drop to one knee and pretend to fire muskets.
lol
whahaha

Muskets? boy what rock have you been hiding under, the British only managed to colonise New Zealand due to the deceitful treaties established.

Then came along KFC and social welfare, the Maori were defeated.

**marty** · 1st August 2006, 21:39

maybe the treaty was a weapon of war, that was not recognised as such.

a story like that eminates from the SAS e & e files, where a sas member was captured by the 'enemy' and taken to whangaparoa for interrogating. after 3 days straight, he was told that he was all done, that the interrogation was over, and that he could now tell them how he escaped, what his secrets were etc. he did so, thinking he was safe, however he forgot the password, it was never said by the 'enemy', and he spilled the beans, only to find that he failed the test........the telling that the interrogation was over was just another form of interrogation - through trickery.

**The_Dover** · 1st August 2006, 21:46

Originally Posted by marty

maybe the treaty was a weapon of war, that was not recognised as such.

a story like that eminates from the SAS e & e files, where a sas member was captured by the 'enemy' and taken to whangaparoa for interrogating. after 3 days straight, he was told that he was all done, that the interrogation was over, and that he could now tell them how he escaped, what his secrets were etc. he did so, thinking he was safe, however he forgot the password, it was never said by the 'enemy', and he spilled the beans, only to find that he failed the test........the telling that the interrogation was over was just another form of interrogation - through trickery.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

**Karma** · 1st August 2006, 21:48

Wish someone made a treaty so that I can stay home and eat KFC... fuck that'd be sweet.

**The_Dover** · 1st August 2006, 21:52

i just finished kfc.

i bet i've got the shits tomorrow

**SwanTiger** · 1st August 2006, 21:52

Originally Posted by marty

maybe the treaty was a weapon of war, that was not recognised as such.

a story like that eminates from the SAS e & e files, where a sas member was captured by the 'enemy' and taken to whangaparoa for interrogating. after 3 days straight, he was told that he was all done, that the interrogation was over, and that he could now tell them how he escaped, what his secrets were etc. he did so, thinking he was safe, however he forgot the password, it was never said by the 'enemy', and he spilled the beans, only to find that he failed the test........the telling that the interrogation was over was just another form of interrogation - through trickery.

I whole heartedly disagree with any correlation between the two and I curse you for suggesting such bullshit, I curse you with winning Lotto and 30 virgins upon your death.

Personally, it is my opinion that the treaty of WHYTUNGEE is a bit like signing forms for finance in todays modern age. Basically, you think you are conducting a transaction with a business, when in reality it is just a formal way of stealing money from you.

Then your financed article gets repossed.

**marty** · 1st August 2006, 21:55

i've often wondered when the poms realised they couldn't beat the maori with guns, then they simply changed tack, and instead of taking their lands by force, took it by surreptitious means...

**dawnrazor** · 1st August 2006, 21:56

BRITS OUT...THEY WHINGE TOO MUCH, ACTUALLY BRITS IN...THEY MAKE THE REST OF US IMMIGRENTS (sic.) LOOK GREAT, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. OH YES, FUCK THE QUEEN INDEED AND THE POPE TOO (JUST TO BE SAFE).

**marty** · 1st August 2006, 21:56

THAT'S what the fuck i meant!

**SwanTiger** · 1st August 2006, 22:00

Originally Posted by marty

i've often wondered when the poms realised they couldn't beat the maori with guns, then they simply changed tack, and instead of taking their lands by force, took it by surreptitious means...

I believe you might have a valid point there, Marty. I am being serious.

However, I propose that we debate this topic in more depth, how about 6 PM Friday at at KFC Mangere East (Mang. East Shopg Ctr, Massey Rd), I hear they have free Sky TV available there.