and humble tooOriginally Posted by Ixion
and humble tooOriginally Posted by Ixion
Of course not, but to be honest whoever you put in that position will always end up cheeseing someone off..Originally Posted by Ixion
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Originally Posted by Ixion
I thought that George Bush was in charge of the UK now!!!
FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
UK, ozzie, NZ, the UN, the EU...yep that fella must have the cleanest arsehole around from all the political spincter tongueing he getsOriginally Posted by PuppetMaster
GWB is my figurehead, Really its me in charge. Now bow, minions!!!
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
The best deals, all the time!
Lias sounds like my sort of man lolOriginally Posted by Ixion
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Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Hmm... guess what they say about the Navy is true eh?Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
Originally Posted by Weasel
"All aboard! Baby!"
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Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
I thought it was more like...
edit - damn internet linky things...
A popular misconception in fact, as the Brits only leased the Kowloon peninsula on the main island.Originally Posted by marty
Beats raping and pillaging countries resources using military force to keep the yocals under control I spose.
Yeah - god bless the queen. Without whom I would never have managed to get my hand on a copy of a rare/banned Sex Pistols single.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
On ya Biff.
PS, Welsh are a very important part of the mother lands armys, all the mines to clear. Good on them.
Remember the civle defence list goes like this.
First in....
Send in the Irish, no body likes them, and they talk funny (patato)
Australians, dumn and always willing to please
Welsh, hard as nails mop up after the Auzis
Kiwis, there is only about 5 of them in the army and the navy is a joke but if it takes out a few of the enemy then its worth it.
Gurkers chop up any suvivours
English to sit down drink tea and laugh at all the mess. Raa raa
Atheism is a disease of the soul before it is an error of the mind.'Plato'
Except for George Dubya, absolute power puzzles.Originally Posted by Weasel
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
I'd like to congratulate TomthePohm on his choice of new home - I have the greatest respect for Englishmen brave enough to come out here to the 'colonies' coz they get so much abuse. I moved out here just to listen to the abuse they get. It's great!![]()
I think it's about time we showed some respect to the Monarchy and made the effort to speak the Queen's English, repeat after me "Guten tag mein herr, ich heiss (your name). Wie heiss du? Ich haben eine BMW. Das Honda ist zer gut, ja?"![]()
In space, no one can smell your fart.
fuck off.. we won both the wars...
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