2007 Kiwi Biker Calendar

**James Deuce** · 28th August 2006, 18:25

Originally Posted by mstriumph

............ we've got FIVE kbers over here in perth i think ............ mebbe we should do a group shot huggin a black swan or a koala or sumthin?

.. or mebbe not ......... no - daft idea ..........what koala would pose with US?!

Shoot the swan, take the picture (get someone to hold the head up) and have it for tea. It's only a stupid point of law that the Queen is the only person allowed to eat Swans in the Commonwealth anyway. Otherwise it would be just another bloody game bird.

**mstriumph** · 30th August 2006, 13:22

oh yeah ----- a swan snuff piccy - that'll improve sales of the calendar how? :spudwhat:

hhhhmmmm......... *scuttles away to dig out recipes for swan* ........

**BigTex** · 3rd September 2006, 19:16

If anybody in the Tauranga area that wants some pics lemme know. I'm wantin to get out and shoot some more.

**Joni** · 4th September 2006, 12:05

Just a quick update - we have received lots of pics for the calendar... some of them are great! Keep them coming guys and gals....

I know its still early days, but get your orders in as well... so far I have received about half a dozen confirmed orders (thanks to the people involved). Remember that no matter how good the pictures submitted are, we cant go ahead with the calendar if we dont get a good amount of orders to justify it all. So pm me if you need banking details.

:spudguita

**Waylander** · 4th September 2006, 17:46

2 more weeks Joni and Me and DingDong will have a submission.

BTW you need to come to the pub!

**Dafe** · 14th September 2006, 17:18

Any news on which pics have made it?

**Joni** · 15th September 2006, 10:07

Nope Dafe... there cant be as the cut off date is only end of October. We will be giving everyone a fair chance to get their pics in, then and only then will selection be done.

**Isaac** · 18th September 2006, 00:30

Not really calendar material but does feature a motorbike....and my dog Bruce wasn't too keen to stop for the photo...I think he got a bit of haylage in his undies...

**SwanTiger** · 18th September 2006, 08:10

Originally Posted by Isaac

Not really calendar material but does feature a motorbike....and my dog Bruce wasn't too keen to stop for the photo...I think he got a bit of haylage in his undies...

Haha, shit that photo is brilliant, could you send me a copy of the original so I can blow it up and put it on a wall. More than happy to pay for it, that's classic.

**Biff** · 19th September 2006, 22:45

Originally Posted by Lias

I vote all winning entries involve topless women posed on the bikes..

I called for exactly that a while back on here. It went down like a fart in a space suit.

I was branded a sexist.

I was traumatised. I still haven't recovered.

**Scouse** · 20th September 2006, 17:43

Bump just to keep the Thread going gotta love the photo of the Dog on the 4 wheeler but its not realy a Motorcycle I accept the Dogs a real Dog

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 20th September 2006, 17:54

Suppose I better go wash the baby then.... hmmm my profile pic is a start...

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 20th September 2006, 18:03

Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey

The only problem with trying to please everyone with a bit everything is the calendar can come across as a bit disjoint, or maybe a bit messy or without focus. It's better to stick to a theme. If Joni & krew want to make the 2007 theme 'sport & action', they should. Jim2 can just wait until 2009 for the 'rural NZ scenery' edition ('cos 2008 is going to be the 'boobies' edition!)

mmmm, boobies....

MMMMMMMM boobies i agree