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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    I have a complaint

    The ride home along Coatseville Riverhead Hwy was a bit too quick... struggling to keep up at times... especially on the corners behind a red white and black set of leathers on an SV thou

    Go figure...
    Is that your lame excuse for being a pervert?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanTiger View Post
    Is that your lame excuse for being a pervert?
    If you think I'm looking for an excuse you're sadly mistaken
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    I take it klittyhawk wasn't fullfilling her reacharound part of the deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    I take it klittyhawk wasn't fullfilling her reacharound part of the deal?
    So what is my role on the bitch pad?? If I spank the rear of the bike we wont go faster! If I stand up and slap my ass in front of you (if we pass you) the Im bound to arse off hahaha!

    This could cause a small problem for MDU....

    Oh AND Im not Klittyhawk you horny toy
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    So what is my role on the bitch pad?? If I spank the rear of the bike we wont go faster! If I stand up and slap my ass in front of you (if we pass you) the Im bound to arse off hahaha!

    This could cause a small problem for MDU....
    That wasn't what I was thinking... but I'll leave it up to your imagination.

    Oh AND Im not Klittyhawk you horny toy

    Ok, tittyhawk then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    That wasn't what I was thinking... but I'll leave it up to your imagination.




    Ok, tittyhawk then...

    F**K! YOU! I dont have a cum back...
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    F**K! YOU! I dont have a cum back...
    I'm sure I can help you with that back problem...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    I'm sure I can help you with that back problem...
    Whose back problem? And just coz Im a musician dont mean I can sustain particular wrist movements for your pleasure...
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    *Settles in with some popcorn....*
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Whose back problem? And just coz Im a musician dont mean I can sustain particular wrist movements for your pleasure...

    I dont have a cum back
    Saying I could help with a little deposit

    Oh, and if your wrist isn't up to the strain then I'm sure your jaw has had plenty of exercise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    I'm sure I can help you with that back problem...
    "one flap short of a vagina"
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    Saying I could help with a little deposit

    Oh, and if your wrist isn't up to the strain then I'm sure your jaw has had plenty of exercise

    Well if it's a little deposit it aint going to sastify me at all!!

    Im the flutter tounge master on sax.....I have yet to score an official ranking for my embouchure.
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Hmm... depends really, my aim ain't all that good... goes everywhere and can get messy

    But yeh, I'm always free for a jam session eh

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    Dare I speak of "the mess?" haha it's all good. AS for the aim...practise makes perfect.

    *mind starts wondering at this point*
    mmMMMmmmm
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    "one flap short of a vagina"
    what do I say to that comment!!!
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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