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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    Its too farken cold and I need a shave first..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    Its too farken cold and I need a shave first..........
    I tried. I cant help but post....


    Do you need a weedeater?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    I tried. I cant help but post....


    Do you need a weedeater?
    NO woman is as hairy as you...!!
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    NO woman is as hairy as you...!!
    yeah, I only shave my balls on special occasions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBOSSMAN View Post
    Hmmm. right hand corners.
    I remember reading a quote from a legendary GP racer (Freddie Spencer?) that said mastering right hand corners was the difference between finishing somewhere in the pack, or becoming a race winner.
    Somehow this information stuck in my head, so back in my ill-spent youth I took every opportunity to attack every RH corner like a fucking idiot, just so I could rate myself as the best rider NEVER to race competitively on a racetrack. What a dick, eh.
    Now I've paid for the sins of my wicked past, I'm so much wiser and would never think of outbraking my friends into right hand corners - only to look in my rear view mirror at the hapless sight of Darren spearing off into an embankment on the Scenic Drive on his then new GSX550. Ouch!
    My advice? Only take left hand corners - you'll always be able to find your way home
    Yes well I think I've sorted out my problem now. I'll just get off and walk around any right handers tonight :-) Don't think I'll manage to see the bikini girls though...Doh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles08 View Post
    Yes well I think I've sorted out my problem now. I'll just get off and walk around any right handers tonight :-) Don't think I'll manage to see the bikini girls though...Doh!
    Tis ok you can hold my hand while we ride
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Tis ok you can hold my hand while we ride
    cheater! hehe
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    Aww Im being nice! Just coz you wanna hold my hand lol!
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Tis ok you can hold my hand while we ride
    Or while we walk :-) Ahhhh a nice thursday walk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Aww Im being nice! Just coz you wanna hold my hand lol!
    I thought you was going to come shave my balls?

    *shutup disco, just shutup*
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    Lol you better not bin it!! Dont want ya walkin
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Lol you better not bin it!! Dont want ya walkin
    Just around right handers...I'll get to see the scenery that all you lot who are riding around right handers will miss :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    I thought you was going to come shave my balls?

    *shutup disco, just shutup*
    If you can out do my current avatar I'd be surprised...
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Hmmmmmmmmmm battle of the AVATARS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    Hmmmmmmmmmm battle of the AVATARS?
    You been filming me again?
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