ATNR (Auckland Thursday night ride) - Discussion thread

**Macktheknife** · 22nd February 2008, 13:18

Originally Posted by Morcs

Well I had a good night...

Yes didn't you.......
So will those photo's be appearing anytime soon Pete?

Toto, yes it was real, I saw it myself. And the guy who did likewise, while a young woman licked salt from his half naked body, sucked tequila from him, and then swallowed half his face while trying to get to the lemon.
Then there was the other woman, that nature had 'blessed' considerably, I reckon the shot glass could have got lost in that cleavage!

**Xile** · 22nd February 2008, 13:26

Sure it was Bar Africa???? lol
Sounds more like some kinda bar somewhere on the dirty auckland lol

PS: so you back Mack? awesome!!!

**TOTO** · 22nd February 2008, 13:35

Originally Posted by forkoil

Yep, for real, and tell me which night the gf does it and I'll be there

Haha you wish

**TOTO** · 22nd February 2008, 13:37

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

Yes didn't you.......
So will those photo's be appearing anytime soon Pete?

Toto, yes it was real, I saw it myself. And the guy who did likewise, while a young woman licked salt from his half naked body, sucked tequila from him, and then swallowed half his face while trying to get to the lemon.
Then there was the other woman, that nature had 'blessed' considerably, I reckon the shot glass could have got lost in that cleavage!

Now that bar is Exotic man

**Chocky** · 22nd February 2008, 14:54

and besides which 'Chocky' was on the ride so no cops no crashes! that shit only happens when I'm not there

**Pumba** · 22nd February 2008, 15:40

Originally Posted by Chocky

and besides which 'Chocky' was on the ride so no cops no crashes! that shit only happens when I'm not there

Yes your no cops no crashes Karma was being offset by my "Ride leader with the worst ratio of ride leader to people ending up walking home" Karma.

For the record I am 4 leads to 4 licence losses now

**Revit** · 22nd February 2008, 18:21

A good ride last night.
Can't work out if Forkoil was quicker going up Albany hill or trying to get to the blonde in the pub!
Took three of us to hold him down if I remember

**BIGBOSSMAN** · 22nd February 2008, 19:08

hypocrite

Main Entry:
hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation:
\ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date:
13th century
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
— hypocrite adjective

Perhaps his Mummy & Daddy should have considered this...

contraception

Main Entry:
con·tra·cep·tion
Pronunciation:
\ˌkän-trə-ˈsep-shən\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
contra- + conception
Date:
1886
: deliberate prevention of conception or impregnation
— con·tra·cep·tive \-ˈsep-tiv\ adjective or noun

**Mom** · 22nd February 2008, 19:10

Originally Posted by skidMark

SM

STOP IT!

+1

**nodrog:Me** · 22nd February 2008, 19:17

Originally Posted by BIGBOSSMAN

Perhaps his Mummy & Daddy should have considered this...

contraception

is it too late for abortion?

**BIGBOSSMAN** · 22nd February 2008, 19:25

Originally Posted by nodrog

is it too late for abortion?

Yip, it's too late. Once the screaming starts it's considered murder

**nodrog:Me** · 22nd February 2008, 19:27

Originally Posted by BIGBOSSMAN

Yip, it's too late. Once the screaming starts it's considered murder

bummer, what the fark am i going to do with this coathanger now?

**forkoil** · 22nd February 2008, 20:11

Originally Posted by Revit

A good ride last night.
Can't work out if Forkoil was quicker going up Albany hill or trying to get to the blonde in the pub!
Took three of us to hold him down if I remember

Hey hey Neil, break it down. Albany hill uphills are always alot of fun, the blonde I only saw from a distance

Maybe your restraint was due to presence of a certain other arf?