The combination of brand new tires and a lack of any riding for about 3 months pretty much ensures I'm not gona lose my licence. Crashing however, now thats a whole other story. It hasnt happened yet though.
The combination of brand new tires and a lack of any riding for about 3 months pretty much ensures I'm not gona lose my licence. Crashing however, now thats a whole other story. It hasnt happened yet though.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
I'll lead the ride if you like, but I wont be exceeding 109.99km/h
I may have discovered a weakness in 'the Ginga'. (Kittyhawk take note.)
This afternoon I was driving a little too fast to Orewa with an attrective young friend.
Ginga pulls me over, comes up to the window and says, "So where's the fire Buddy?"
I tell him "There's no bloody fire"
He gets a little offended by this tone and tells me to get out of the car.
He says" You're in a lot of trouble Pal, I clocked you at 147kph. This is a 70k zone. What's your hurry?"
I look him in the eye and in a hushed tone tell him "This young woman here just promised me a fuck and so we are headed to a motel."
Well he's really taken back by this frankness but then he seems to compose himself and he bends down and eyeballs my young companion.
He obviously likes what he says because, bugger me, he says "I tell you what mate, I'll let you off if I can be next."
Well I'm a bit taken back by this but then I say "Ooargh (deep in thought) I don't know about that... you see I've never fucked a traffic cop before."
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
Hinny I'm sorry to say, but I think gingaa loves honda riders. And we all know what that means!
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