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    Talking Rock 'n' Roll



    The warden threw a party in the county jail.
    The prison band was there and they began to wail.
    The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
    You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
    Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
    Everybody in the whole cell block
    Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

    Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,
    Little joe was blowin on the slide trombone.
    The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,
    The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
    Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
    Everybody in the whole cell block
    Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

    Number forty-seven said to number three:
    Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
    I sure would be delighted with your company,
    Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
    Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
    Everybody in the whole cell block
    Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

    The sad sack was a sittin on a block of stone
    Way over in the corner weepin all alone.
    The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.
    If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair.
    Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
    Everybody in the whole cell block
    Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

    Shifty henry said to bugs, for heavens sake,
    No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break.
    Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
    I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
    Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
    Everybody in the whole cell block
    Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

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    I give it 6 hours before it goes to PD.
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    I went to a party at the local county jail
    All the cons were dancing and the band began to wail
    But the guys were indiscreet
    They were brawling in the street
    At the local dance at the local county jail
    Well the band were playing
    And the booze began to flow
    But the sound came over on the police car radio
    Down at Precinct 49
    Having a tear-gas of a time
    Sergeant Baker got a call from the governor of the county jail
    Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
    Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
    I love to hear those convicts squeal
    It's a shame these slugs ain't real
    But we can't have dancin' at the local county jail
    Sergeant Baker and his men made a bee-line for the jail
    And for miles around
    You could hear the sirens wail
    There's a rumor goin' round death row
    That a fuse is gonna blow
    At the local hop at the local county jail
    Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
    Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
    Sergeant Baker started talkin'
    With a bullhorn in his hand
    He was cool, he was clear
    He was always in command
    He said "Blood will flow;
    Here Padre
    Padre you talk to your boys..."
    "Trust in me -
    God will come to set you free"
    Well we don't understand
    Why you called in the National Guard
    When Uncle Sam is the one
    Who belongs in the exercise yard
    We all got balls and brains
    But some's got balls and chains
    At the local dance at the local county jail
    Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
    Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
    Is it really such a crime
    For a guy to spend his time
    At the local dance at the local county jail
    At the local dance at the local county jail
    Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
    Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do

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    I hear the train a comin'; it's rollin' 'round the bend,
    And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when.
    I'm stuck at Folsom Prison and time keeps draggin' on.
    But that train keeps rollin' on down to San Antone.

    When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son,
    Always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns."
    But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
    When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry.

    I bet there's rich folk eatin' in a fancy dining car.
    They're prob'ly drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars,
    But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free,
    But those people keep a movin', and that's what tortures me.

    Well, if they freed me from this prison, if that railroad train was mine,
    I bet I'd move on over a little farther down the line,
    Far from Folsom Prison, that's where I want to stay,
    And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away

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    San Quentin, you've been livin' hell to me
    You've hosted me since nineteen sixty three
    I've seen 'em come and go and I've seen them die
    And long ago I stopped askin' why

    San Quentin, I hate every inch of you.
    You've cut me and have scarred me thru an' thru.
    And I'll walk out a wiser weaker man;
    Mister Congressman why can't you understand.

    San Quentin, what good do you think you do?
    Do you think I'll be different when you're through?
    You bent my heart and mind and you may my soul,
    And your stone walls turn my blood a little cold.

    San Quentin, may you rot and burn in hell.
    May your walls fall and may I live to tell.
    May all the world forget you ever stood.
    And may all the world regret you did no good.

    San Quentin, you've been livin' hell to me.

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    Early one morning while makin' the rounds,
    I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my baby down
    I shot her down then I went to bed,
    I stuck that lovin' forty-four beneath my head

    Woke up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
    I took a shot of cocaine and away I run
    Made a good run but I run too slow,
    they overtook me down in Juarez Mexico

    In the hot joint takin' the pill,
    there walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
    Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown,
    you're the dirty hack that shot your woman down
    Yes, so my name's is Billy Lee,
    if you've got a warrant you better read it to me
    I shot her down 'cause she made me sore,
    I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

    When I was arrested I was dressed in black,
    they threw me on a freight train and hauled me back
    Had no friend who'd go my bail,
    they stuck my dried-up carcass in the county jail

    Early next morning 'round half past nine,
    I saw the sheriff comin' down the line
    That sheriff yelled as he cleared his throat,
    said come on you dirty hackin' to the district court

    Into the courtroom my trial began,
    where I was judged by twelve honest men
    Yes, as the jury started walkin' out,
    I saw that little judge commence to look about
    In about five minutes then walked a man,
    holding the verdict in his right hand
    The verdict read in the first degree,
    I shouted Lordy Lordy please have mercy on me

    The judge he smiled when he picked up his pen,
    ninety-nine years in the San Quentin Penn
    Ninety-nine years underneath that ground,
    but I can't forget that day I shot that bad bitch down
    Come on you hotheads you listen to me,
    stay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.

    No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.


    DUM

    DUM


    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM



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    I'm a little teapot

    I'm a little teapot, short and stout
    Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
    When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
    Just tip me over and pour me out!
    [as song ends, lean over and tip arm out like a spout]

    I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
    Here's an example of what I can do
    I can change my handle to my spout [switch arm positions and repeat tipping motion]
    Just tip me over and pour me out
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout
    Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
    When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
    Just tip me over and pour me out!
    [as song ends, lean over and tip arm out like a spout]

    I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
    Here's an example of what I can do
    I can change my handle to my spout [switch arm positions and repeat tipping motion]
    Just tip me over and pour me out

    Thanks for putting the actions in there for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout
    Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
    When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
    Just tip me over and pour me out!
    [as song ends, lean over and tip arm out like a spout]

    I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
    Here's an example of what I can do
    I can change my handle to my spout [switch arm positions and repeat tipping motion]
    Just tip me over and pour me out
    By far the best song in this thread.....been nearly 40 years since i enjoyed that little ditty....cheers gijoe

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    LAST DANCE WITH MARYJANE


    Tom Petty

    She grew up in an Indiana town,
    Had a good-lookin' mama who never was around.
    But she grew up tall and she grew up right
    With them Indiana boys on them Indiana nights.

    Well, she moved down here at the age of eighteen.
    She blew the boys away, was more than they'd seen.
    I was introduced and we both started groovin'.
    I said, "I dig you baby, but I got to keep movin' on.
    Keep movin' on."

    CHORUS
    Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
    I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

    Well, I don't know, but I've been told,
    You never slow down, you never grow old.
    I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down,
    Tired of myself, tired of this town.

    Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
    Honey, put on that party dress.
    Buy me a drink, sing me a song.
    Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long.

    CHORUS

    There's pigeons down on Market Square.
    She's standin' in her underwear,
    Lookin' down from a hotel room.
    Nightfall will be comin' soon.
    Free Scott Watson.

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    thats a good song.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    For goodness sake,
    I've got the hippy hippy shake.
    I've got the shake,
    Oh the hippy hippy shake.

    Oo i can't keep still
    With the hippy hippy shake.
    I get my fill
    With that hippy hippy shake.
    Oo my babe,
    Auw the hippy hippy shake.

    Well now you shake it to the left,
    You shake it to the right.
    Do the hippy shake shake
    With all of your might.
    And you shake.
    Oh you shake.
    Oo my babe.
    Auw the hippy hippy shake.

    Well now you shake it to the left,
    You shake it to the right.
    Do the hippy shake shake
    With all of your might.
    And you shake.
    Yes you shake.
    Oo my babe.
    Auw the hippy hippy shake.
    Au the hippy hippy shake.
    Yeah the hippy hippy shake.
    Oh yeah.





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    If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
    You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
    The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
    I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
    The Ace Of Spades

    Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
    Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,
    Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
    Double up or quit, double stake or split,
    The Ace Of Spades

    You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
    But that's the way I like it baby,
    I don't wanna live for ever,
    And don't forget the joker!

    Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
    Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
    I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
    The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
    The Ace Of Spades
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

    SARGE
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    (Intro - solo a cappella : chanted by lead female Kaea.)

    TE POI !
    PATUA TAKU POI PATUA KIA RITE
    PA PARA PATUA TAKU POI E !


    E rere ra e taku poi poro-titi
    Ti-taha-taha ra whaka-raru-raru e
    Poro-taka taka ra poro hurihuri mai
    Rite tonu ki te ti-wai-waka e

    Ka pare pare ra pī-o-o-i-o-i a
    Whaka-heke-heke e ki a kori kori e
    Piki whaka-runga ra ma mui-nga mai a
    Taku poi poro-titi taku poi e

    ***CHORUS***
    Poi E whaka-tata mai
    Poi E kaua he rerekē
    Poi E kia piri mai ki au
    Poi E-E awhi mai ra
    Poi E tāpeka tia mai
    Poi E o taua aroha
    Poi E pai here tia ra


    POI... TAKU POI E!

    Repeat solo a cappella : Chanted by lead female Kaea.

    PATUA TAKU POI PATUA KIA RITE
    PA PARA PATUA TAKU POI E !

    Verse & chorus repeated again, same sequence.

    Instrumental break, usually poi percussion.

    Then key change : repeat chorus on key change.

    At end of song :
    POI... TAKU POI E ! 4 times

    Then everyone chants at song's end :
    RERE ATU TAKU POI TI TA' TAHA RA
    WHAKARUNGA WHAKA RARO TAKU POI E
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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