Purina diet

[Beemer]

A man who owned a Golden retriever was buying a large bag of Purina at the supermarket and was in line to check out.

A woman behind asked if he had a dog. On impulse, he told her that no, he was starting The Purina Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 50 pounds before awakening in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.

He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.

Practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with his story, particularly a guy who was right behind him.

Horrified, the guy asked if he'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned. He told him no; it was because he'd been sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him.

The dog owner thought one guy was going to have a heart attack because he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

[Macktheknife]

ROFLAMO farkme thats funny, bling on its way

[oldrider]

Tried that diet but I never ever worked out that it was a "car" that put me in the hospital!

You learn something every day.