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    Wankas!!

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    How does a guy fake an orgasm?
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Interesting isn't it...

    "Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years raising $US25,000 ($NZ40,943.33) for women's health initiatives and HIV prevention."

    What ever happened to those Men's health initiatives planned...

    ... or was I mistaken to think they'd even been planned?
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    Given this event is raising money for HIV, don't you think it's a bit dangerous telling people they can bring "aids" to the event?

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    its hard but very possiable you have to wearing a jonny though and have a lot of spit ready or flour water paste or hand soap and a lot of imagination!!!!! lololol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Given this event is raising money for HIV, don't you think it's a bit dangerous telling people they can bring "aids" to the event?
    i thought that sounded a little odd! haha
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    I see that the event will be proudly supported by Winston Peters, he has accepted the position as head wanker for the event and is expected to raise more than any other 2 people as his skill as a wanker is legendary.

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    Isnt that super gay? a room full of wankers.......
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master
    Isnt that super gay? a room full of wankers.......
    You'd fit right in then mate

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    Umbrellas optional?
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    They could have a wankolympics

    Sprint race (male, female and mixed - by age group probably)
    Fast climax aided
    Fastest climax unaided
    Most climaxes in 5 minutes
    Best climax

    Decathon, duathlon Triathlon, then Try Ethel on

    At least have some fun with it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by race me!!!!
    its hard but very possiable you have to wearing a jonny though and have a lot of spit ready or flour water paste or hand soap and a lot of imagination!!!!! lololol
    Um?...you seem to know alot about the subject 'in hand'.......
    Does this procedure also include a picture of your fav' bike?..

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    C'mon guys, get a grip! ... this is a serious thing. Just pull yourselves together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    How does a guy fake an orgasm?
    With a small cup of yoghurt, according to the movie 'Philadelphia'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master
    Isnt that super gay? a room full of wankers.......
    No, a room full of guys who wank from time to time is normal. 'Gay' is when they're doing it to each other.
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