When girls don't put out

[fireball]

only a few months then? :P

oh ha ha ha so not funny!

[007XX]

oh ha ha ha so not funny!

well, there was one of the buttons...

[LilSel]

well, there was one of the buttons...

LOL.... yep...& it wasnt the one im going to go find now..!!

See ya'll tonight

LilSel outta here!!

[Mom]

Oh Gawd...I really got to spell it to ya, don't I?

Righto, I will need a volunteer from the assistance please to demonstrate my point...

pick meeeeeee, pick meeeeeeee

[Mom]

Better to have that slice of lime than the lice of slime... that means you've been eatin' them unsavoury girls...

You are a gross and yucky man! You better show tonight so I can play with your regrowth...........lol

Yeah - I much prefer the savoury variety

You can join the line behind Mr I know what you have been eating MDU!

ps: do you have regrowth too?

well, there was one of the buttons...

some buttons you should push regardless lovely.......amazing what delights come your way when you do

[Ewan Oozarmy]

ps: do you have regrowth too?

Of course

[Mom]

Of course

See you tonight........introduce yourself, I wont be hard to spot

[Ewan Oozarmy]

See you tonight........introduce yourself, I wont be hard to spot

Where?

Why, do you have "Mom" tattooed on your head?

[007XX]

some buttons you should push regardless lovely.......amazing what delights come your way when you do

Apparently, I can't stop meself when it comes to buttons!

pick meeeeeee, pick meeeeeeee

Oh HUn, you would definitely be my pick... if it wasn't for your husband!

[scumdog]

..........er face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this
Stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as
A man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And
Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
You?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

So take long to get the tennis-racket out of your arse???

[Grahameeboy]

So take long to get the tennis-racket out of your arse???

Trust you to serve something like that out...........

[howdamnhard]

HA,HA,love it

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Well i know what i would say to that.




















Thats ok Darling i have a credit card as well so i will just get them anyway.

[MSTRS:Me]

6 posts of the same thing...at least mine was FIRST!!!!

[Shaun]

I can never work out why Women and Mens Sexual urges are so different?

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week , my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,

"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads

to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just

love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend

time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,

big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she

tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just

buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,

"Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a

pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I

was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a

tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the

excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think

this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I

don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a

baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a

while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man

enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,

I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for

the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least

that bitch knows I'm smarter than her