*Home possibly needed*

[NotaGoth]

Very gorgeous cat, light ginger ears, face, and tail, rest of body is white, blue eyes. Male, that hasn't been nuetered, and at an approximate guess we would say he is about 6 months old. Extremely friendly, to the point he has decided to claim us as his family. Refused to feed him, and continually wet him with the hose everytime he came to the back door, but he's still a very determined little guy.

We live in a very rural area and mum has been ringing around and stopping in at peoples houses trying to find the owner of the cat, but sadly we have "still" had no success in finding his actual owner.

The SPCA has been called, and they have asked us not to bring the cat in as they have no room left for anymore animals.

I have to admit I'm getting a soft spot for him, but really can't end up with a fourth cat. If anyone is interested in taking him on please send me a PM, if we can't find the owners within the next few days he's going to need a new home, which I don't think I can offer him, it would be appreciated if someone else can.

I apologize if this is in the wrong forum, if need be could someone please shift it to where is appropriate.


*kittie*

[Sniper]

If you can fit him in a courier bag, I'll take him

[Karma]

Lets just say... thoretically, we were thinking of making pies... how many pies, thoretical pies that is, would this cat make?

[WRT]

What sort of pies are you (theoretically) talking about? Makes a big difference. If you are talking "Gourmet" pies, then by the time you have skinned and gutted it, you're probably only looking at one, maybe two.

On the other hand, if you are talking your average one dollar fiddy maggot pack from a shell station style pie its a whole other ball game. Just keep feeding jelly meat in one end to get ready processed pie filler back out of the other end in production line quantities.

After all, it seems to work for Big Ben.

[Postie]

What sort of pies are you (theoretically) talking about? Makes a big difference. If you are talking "Gourmet" pies, then by the time you have skinned and gutted it, you're probably only looking at one, maybe two.

On the other hand, if you are talking your average one dollar fiddy maggot pack from a shell station style pie its a whole other ball game. Just keep feeding jelly meat in one end to get ready processed pie filler back out of the other end in production line quantities.

After all, it seems to work for Big Ben.

thats no way to talk about Dover

[WRT]

LOL - So, you know Dover as "Big" Ben eh?

[Postie]

LOL - So, you know Dover as "Big" Ben eh?

ah ha Touché

[WRT]

Anyway, back to Kitties pussy.

[NotaGoth]

Theoretically speaking, if the cat was to go into "pies" the cat wouldn't make enough "pies" to ease Weasels hunger, so theres no point putting him in a pie.

On a more serious note..... Good home still needed.

[jrandom]

Spare cat?

Whee! Target practise!

[Firefight]

Spare cat?

Whee! Target practise!

Nice to see you back again man.

F/F

[Dooly]

I'd have him, but the logistics of getting him here would be a hassle I'd say.

[NotaGoth]

Spare cat?

Whee! Target practise!

You wouldn't dare. Remember I know where you work now.

[Karma]

What sort of pies are you (theoretically) talking about? Makes a big difference. If you are talking "Gourmet" pies, then by the time you have skinned and gutted it, you're probably only looking at one, maybe two.

On the other hand, if you are talking your average one dollar fiddy maggot pack from a shell station style pie its a whole other ball game. Just keep feeding jelly meat in one end to get ready processed pie filler back out of the other end in production line quantities.

Well first you'd have to shave it, nothing worse than finding a hair in your pie.

Then perhaps you could add some other cheaper incredients and flavourings... IE... Cat Curry Pie, Cat and Cheese pie...

Hmm... perhaps an excursion to the SPCA is in order.

[Finn]

Kittie, if you get stuck let me know. Nothing a shovel can't fix.