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    A short one that might take a while...

    Q. What is the difference between a Baker and a Knight.

    A. One darts into the foe the other......... makes bread.

    And if you don't get it, start making spoonerisms
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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    Very good, very clever, not a bode of lollox after all...

    I'd still rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    I COMPLETLY miss the point?


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    Quote Originally Posted by RG100!! View Post
    I COMPLETLY miss the point?
    To get it you have to be a Shining Wit.........
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RG100!! View Post
    I COMPLETLY miss the point?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism

    Switch the first letters of darts and foe....

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    ......and the difference between a counterfeit dollar, and Victoria Beckham?

    Well, one's a phoney buck........
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    I thought it was f ?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    we will remember them

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    Doe: a deer, a female deer.

    Dough: stuff a baker farts into.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    This may explain how the "bubbles" get into swiss cheese...
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