Q. What is the difference between a Baker and a Knight.
A. One darts into the foe the other......... makes bread.
And if you don't get it, start making spoonerisms
Q. What is the difference between a Baker and a Knight.
A. One darts into the foe the other......... makes bread.
And if you don't get it, start making spoonerisms
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Very good, very clever, not a bode of lollox after all...
I'd still rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
I COMPLETLY miss the point?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism
Switch the first letters of darts and foe....
......and the difference between a counterfeit dollar, and Victoria Beckham?
Well, one's a phoney buck........
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
I thought it was f ?
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Doe: a deer, a female deer.
Dough: stuff a baker farts into.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
This may explain how the "bubbles" get into swiss cheese...![]()
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