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**Blackbird** · 11th August 2006, 16:29

Originally Posted by Ixion

Can you eat 'em?

Pass. They're all over our lawns at work too. Maybe they're like Pukekos to eat. Put them in a pan, put a brick on them and boil for 4 hours. Remove from heat, throw Pukeko away and eat brick.

**Finn** · 11th August 2006, 16:30

Originally Posted by The_Dover

hey I saw a naked dwarf in the gym at lunchtime.

He was bent over and when I whipped him with my towel in true schoolboy fashion and yelled

"GOTYA FINN YOU LITTTLE CUNT"

he turned around looking REALLY pissed off.

Then I realised he had hair. Luckily those lil bastards have only got stumpy arms and he couldn't get a hit in with my palm on his forehead.

Now you've gone and made me angry. How would you like a piece of this?