Cucking funt!!!!

**cowpoos** · 16th August 2006, 21:42

right.....I got a fuck arse of a problem!!!! anyone wanna help Poo's out?

well story is...I'm ment to be racing at manfield on saturday [19th]....and the problem is my relief milker has backed out of working on saturday....and i'm a lil bit pissy about this coz I'm paid up...put some spanky new slicks on the gixxer...even cleaned my visor!!!

so if anyone out there in puter land knows how to pull tits and stand at a gate way [or knows of anyone that can???] and help carl out [a few of ya know carl] while I go and throw my bike and myself at a wall of tyres at manfield please sing out...hourly rate nogotiable [but starts at $14 for total idiots and increases from there]...

SOME FUCKER HELP ME!!!!!!!

**Swoop** · 16th August 2006, 21:45

Give us yer bike and you stay there pulling tits...?

**SwanTiger** · 16th August 2006, 21:46

Hey, pay for my Gas to get down there and I'll play with titties all weekend.

**cowpoos** · 16th August 2006, 22:02

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

Hey, pay for my Gas to get down there and I'll play with titties all weekend.

deal.....$100 should cover gas yer?

**Zukin** · 16th August 2006, 22:07

Hey poos

I just called my bro in law and he is already relief milking on Sat!!
Sorry dude
If I think of anyone else you will be the first to know

Best of luck

**cowpoos** · 16th August 2006, 22:10

Originally Posted by Zukin

Hey poos

I just called my bro in law and he is already relief milking on Sat!!
Sorry dude
If I think of anyone else you will be the first to know

Best of luck

cheers bro.....you busy on saturday??? I have a klx300 and a drz250 you can play on between milkings!!!!!

**SwanTiger** · 16th August 2006, 22:13

Originally Posted by cowpoos

deal.....$100 should cover gas yer?

Yep, I'll just make a phone call and confirm whether or not that was a legitimate offer on my part.

**skidMark** · 16th August 2006, 22:14

get dover to do it then again he might end up "milking"your bulls

**SwanTiger** · 16th August 2006, 22:28

All good for Saturday if you are keen Mr Poo's.

**poorbastard** · 16th August 2006, 22:29

Both Milkings? Pay my gas from Welly and I'll do It for ya.

**poorbastard** · 16th August 2006, 22:30

Looks like someone already offered.

**Pumba** · 16th August 2006, 22:34

Bugger I remember the days of pullin tits to ake a living. Not even worth me considering wasteing a weekend thou. The memorys just aint that good.

**Quasievil** · 17th August 2006, 09:59

You can send your Cows up to Hammy if you like, and I can Milk them here if it helps?

Mum always said I was a lateral thinker

**Kendog** · 17th August 2006, 10:01

Have no idea what to do with tits, but know one end of a gate from the other. What sort of starting time are we talking, dawn like most, or do your cows wait for you?
Mrs KD
Oh, and did you say you had farm bikes to play on???