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    Heads up, Miami Vice

    This is a very big warning for all thouse thinking of going to waste $15 going to watch Miami Vice.

    Bad films usually dont bother me, but this is an exception, it is by far the worst film i have seen in 10 years.

    The story line is terrible, the filming is third rate and the best character is the Ferrari.

    Some classic lines include, "Probability is like Gravity, its inevitable" hmmm, maybe they smoke all the drugs they capture...

    Anyway, dont wast your money fellow bikers.

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    Thanks for that. I was wondering how it compares to the TV show.
    Go see 'The Proposition', now THAT'S a movie. Nick Cave is a man of many talents.
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    Right, thanks for that - I was going to go today after work.
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    I will stick to the original...

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    Loved the original. Ok, so it was cheesy but the background music (as opposed to the theme tune) was always fantastic.

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    Obvious really....anything with Jamie Foxx or Colin Ferral is bound to be crap, completely overhyped.
    I watched a review on (BBC World) and they said the plot/storyline was the same as a million other movies of the same genre.
    You'd think they'd do something different, given the amount of money they have for films these days.
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    A bit harsh. Not the best movie I've seen, I'll admit, but entertaining IMO.
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    B..b..but it's Colin Farrel!!!!

    Fair enough though, I HATE bad movies ESPECIALLY when it's been promoted as a GOOD one!

    DAMN, was looking forward to a good movie, haven't seen a ratable action in ages.... any recommendations?

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    haha.. and my friend thinks it's worth seeing at the movies.. i'll just wait for next months LAN, thank-you-very-much..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkle View Post
    B..b..but it's Colin Farrel!!!!

    ...was looking forward to a good movie, haven't seen a ratable action in ages.... any recommendations?
    Colin Farrell's best effort imo is a movie called Tigerland, one of his first.

    And Tom, Tom, Tom...it's all about the atmosphere and who you go and see the movie with didn't you know! You probably spent half the time snuggling up in the back row with that lady friend of yours instead of inviting a maaaaate along to scream and shout with!

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    You just saved me wasting $15 - thanks - there doesn't seem to be any outstanding movies around at present. I have never owned a tv and do like to go to the movies and can get very pissed off when they are not worth the time or money which could be better spent on petrol!
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    Colin Farrells best film is the home porno of him doing that black playboy bunny.

    And he fails miserably to perform in that too..
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    lol cheeers i might wait till it comes out on dvd!! also dont see SUPERMAN whatever you do!!

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    Yeah have to agree, was pretty damn useless. Except for some decent gun scenes and ONE lonely car speed scene, the rest was utter crap. Rather buy $15 of grass seed and watch it grow.
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    I DL it on WEd and it was a waste of $0 just quietly

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