View Poll Results: Sex or Motorcycle ride?

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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Funny how you think that, but in my experience it takes two. Maybe you're not doing it right? Communication perhaps?

    I was going to say it's a team sport, but that's only on special occasions.
    Dover, that is the most sensitive reply that I have ever read from you, your slipping boy, harden up that man, you have your reputation to maintain! John.

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    Sorry John, it must be my time of month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Sorry John, it must be my time of month.
    The truth comes out!

    btw I like your avatar Dover _b

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    I'm enjoying a honeymoon period with my bike, the few times I get out on it.

    Sex is ok, but at the moment, the bike's ahead.

    I probably should'nt admit that to the wife.

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    why not sex on a bike?? a mate of mine from canada and i were cybering the other day... i think sex on a bike is entirely possible and id be willing to try it!
    my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html

    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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    Stationary or moving...?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Stationary or moving...?
    moving....gotta get the vibrations!! LOL.
    my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html

    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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    moving...
    The bike or you...
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Some of the best shags I've had have been adjacent to or ON the motorcycle we've just ridden.

    I recall pushing one young lady's hair aside so that it wouldn't get in the oil dripping from my bike.

    All before I was married of course - now its anytime and it's a rare ride without at least a grope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    why not sex on a bike?? a mate of mine from canada and i were cybering the other day... i think sex on a bike is entirely possible and id be willing to try it!
    i f we ever meet have a look at the dent on the side of my tank! sex while on a hornet is nearly impossiable!!!! (i should really tell mark that he has to fix that dent)

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    As a young guy, sex was all that mattered, was always looking for a root, the bike was just away of meeting the girls. Now days sex is a luxury,if the opportunity arises I don't turn it down, but if it looks like a good day for a ride I make it quick well as quick as an oldguy can go. hehehe

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    Any guy who puts riding his bike before sex has not got a hard on.

    Skyryder
    Free Scott Watson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Any guy who puts riding his bike before sex has not got a hard on.

    Skyryder
    or anything to put his dick in

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    If we're all being honest there's not much in it is there - when your doing one your usually thinking about doing the other. I was going to say riding is better 'cus you get to wear leather and kevlar, but thinking about that I realise that doesn't preclude it from the bedroom adventures, in fact I enjoy getting my knee down both on and off the bike, as it where, and a knee slider does wonders for leverage!!!! LOL

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    Been there done that!

    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    why not sex on a bike?? a mate of mine from canada and i were cybering the other day... i think sex on a bike is entirely possible and id be willing to try it!
    Been there done that, way back in the 1950's on an old BSA B33, parked in a layby on the Wgtn side of the Rimatakas, and it was snowing but we didn't notice till afterwards.
    Rode home on bald tyres in the snow too, very tricky, bloody freezing, no gear like today, just an army greatcoat which I gracefully gave to her.
    Everything you can think up today has probably been done before by those stogy old folk that you young ones think have never lived.
    Ohh and yes, lovely girl, fondly remembered. Possibly your Nana.(or great nana) Cheers John.

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