View Poll Results: Sex or Motorcycle ride?

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  • Sex

    35 35.71%
  • Motorcycle

    44 44.90%
  • What's sex?

    19 19.39%
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Thread: Sex & Motorcycles

  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by KATWYN View Post
    Is this comment so everyone knows that "you da man"
    Now, that would be telling...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Now, that would be telling...
    Better still......can we have your pillions opinion perhaps....
    rather than yours?? you know blowing your own trumpet sorta thing
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Only Ron Jeremy is capable of "blowing his own trumpet". Apparently...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by KATWYN View Post
    Better still......can we have your pillions opinion perhaps....
    rather than yours?? you know blowing your own trumpet sorta thing
    Well, my "pillion" keeps coming back - we've had three kids together already and are "at risk" of having more...

    Not into blowing trumpets, myself, but I like the idea of having someone blow mine for me...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

  5. #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Only Ron Jeremy is capable of "blowing his own trumpet". Apparently...
    I saw it on that intanet thingy and yes he can, and did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    we've had three kids together already and are "at risk" of having more...

    .

    Hmmm, I haven't had any kids.......
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by KATWYN View Post
    Hmmm, I haven't had any kids.......
    neither....dont intend to either...cant bungy cord em to the back of the bike! LOL and they dont make helmets for newborn sized.
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  8. #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    and they dont make helmets for newborn sized.
    I know

    Vast untapped market, there.
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    I have found plenty of people I trust to pillion me, but none that I'd trust to keep their mind on controlling the bike whilst in the midst of passionate sex, let alone an orgasm...

    Safer while the bike's stopped, methinks. Falling of the seat in a moment of passion would be bad enough; riding into a wall with the throttle jammed full open while the rider has her eys shut, screaming "OOOOOHHHHHH GOD!" would be a lot worse.


    "You must spread...etc!" Damnit Wolf you're getting far too much rep lately!
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  10. #85
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    HAHAHAHHAHA tried sex on a bike once (when I was a young fella) dam bike fell over LOL
    Get Vengence on your kids !!! Live long enough to be grandparents

  11. #86
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    Can't you just ride the bike to your place, or a motel, or like a private patch of grass? lol

    -Indy
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