At the end of the Micro Surgeons Conference in New York, all the leading surgeons were in a bar at the Hilton quite drunk and reminiscing over their greatest feats.
The English surgeon was saying: "Well there was a fellow caught in machinery in the British Aerospace plant last month. All that was left was a little finger. I reconstructed a new hand from the finger, built it on a new arm, engineered a new body and ultimately he was so efficient, he put 5 men out of work."
"That's nothing," said the American surgeon. "We had a worker trapped in a nuclear reactor and all that remained of him was just one hair of his head. I had to construct a new skull, create a new torso and limbs and he was so efficient he put 20 men out of work!"
"I can top that," said the Kiwi surgeon. "I was walking down the
street when I caught a fart, quickly wrapped an arsehole around it,
built a body to match, named it Helen Clark, and she's nearly put
the whole bloody country out of bloody work!"
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