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    Monastry Life

    Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

    He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

    The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into t he dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

    Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.

    He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, Father?" With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was... CELEBRATE !!!"
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    Very funny, but its a ...........
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Very funny, but its a ...........
    Do you say the same to your Mrs when she wants sex by saying "No dear you asked me for that last year it would be a repeat?"

    I see you are OK though you have a 3 bedroom house so you can keep your distance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Very funny, but its a ...........
    And the link to the other thread is ... ?

    I did two searches using 'Monastery Life' and '+Monastery +CELEBRATE'.
    Found no matches.


    And Merv ...
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    shame it's spelled celibate.

    not celebate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    shame it's spelled celibate.
    I wonder if we should all argue over it - y'know... mass debate
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    are you sure your name isn't Juan Kerr?

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    Dover has joined Hitcher youth!!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    are you sure your name isn't Juan Kerr?
    No - I'm Wayne,

    Juan is the subject of Madonna's song ... "Express yourself"
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