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    Quote Originally Posted by Big McJim View Post
    Hey does that mean I get honorary membership of the repost QRF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    No need for me to jump once the obvious has been stated yound padawan
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    Ferrari F1 team fire their pit crew

    The Ferrari F1 team fired their pit crew yesterday.

    The announcement followed Ferrari's decision last month to take advantage of the NZ government's "work for the dole scheme" and to hire unemployed Maori youths.
    The decision to hire them was bought on by a recent television documentary on how Maori youths were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Ferrari"s pit crew can only do it in 8 seconds with the aid of millions of dollars of high tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari would have a decided advantage over every other F1 team.

    However Ferrari got more than they bargained for on Sunday when during the first pit stop the Maori crew changed all 4 tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car over to the McLaren team for 10 dozen Lion Red, an HQ Holden and a quick look at David Coulthard's girlfriend in the shower.

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    such a repost... still love it though
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    Key unwittingly provides Ferrari pit crew

    In recognition of Prime Minister John Keys $154 million dollar youth employment initiative has gone Global .......

    Ferrari fired their pit crew last week.

    The announcement followed Ferrari's decision last month to take advantage
    of the New Zealand government's "work for the dole scheme" and to hire
    unemployed Maori youths.

    The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent television documentary
    on how Maori youths were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6
    seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's pit crew can only do it
    in 8 seconds with the aid of millions of dollars of high tech gear. As most
    races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari was confident they would have a
    huge advantage over every other F1 team.

    However Ferrari got more than they bargained for on Sunday when, during the
    first pit stop the Maori crew changed all 4 tyres in under 6 seconds - but
    within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car over to
    the McLaren team for ten cases of Waikato beer, an HQ Holden and a quick
    look at Lewis Hamilton's girlfriend in the shower.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Fuck that's a crack up!

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    That's terrible!.....:
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    That's terrible!.....:
    but true

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    hahha .
    Thats whats up.

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    Ferrari's decision last

    The announcement followed Ferrari's decision last
    month to take advantage of the New Zealand government's
    "work for the dole scheme" and to hire unemployed Maori youth.
    The decision to hire them was bought on by a recent
    television documentary on how Maori youths were able to
    remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without
    proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's pit crew can only do it
    in 8 seconds with the aid of millions of dollars of high tech gear.

    As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari were
    confident that they would have a decided advantage over every other F1 team.
    However Ferrari got more than they bargained for on Sunday when,
    during the first pit stop, the Maori crew changed all 4 tyres
    in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
    re-badged and sold the car over to the McLaren team for ten
    cases of Lion Red beer, an HQ Holden and a quick look at a
    picture of Lewis Hamilton's girlfriend in the shower.
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