The Ferrari F1 team fired their pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision last month to take advantage of the NZ government's "work for the dole scheme" and to hire unemployed Maori youths.
The decision to hire them was bought on by a recent television documentary on how Maori youths were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Ferrari"s pit crew can only do it in 8 seconds with the aid of millions of dollars of high tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari would have a decided advantage over every other F1 team.
However Ferrari got more than they bargained for on Sunday when during the first pit stop the Maori crew changed all 4 tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car over to the McLaren team for 10 dozen Lion Red, an HQ Holden and a quick look at David Coulthard's girlfriend in the shower.
such a repost... still love it though
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Ferrari fired their pit crew last week.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision last month to take advantage
of the New Zealand government's "work for the dole scheme" and to hire
unemployed Maori youths.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent television documentary
on how Maori youths were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6
seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's pit crew can only do it
in 8 seconds with the aid of millions of dollars of high tech gear. As most
races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari was confident they would have a
huge advantage over every other F1 team.
However Ferrari got more than they bargained for on Sunday when, during the
first pit stop the Maori crew changed all 4 tyres in under 6 seconds - but
within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car over to
the McLaren team for ten cases of Waikato beer, an HQ Holden and a quick
look at Lewis Hamilton's girlfriend in the shower.
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Fuck that's a crack up!
That's terrible!.....:
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
hahha .
Thats whats up.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision last
month to take advantage of the New Zealand government's
"work for the dole scheme" and to hire unemployed Maori youth.
The decision to hire them was bought on by a recent
television documentary on how Maori youths were able to
remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's pit crew can only do it
in 8 seconds with the aid of millions of dollars of high tech gear.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari were
confident that they would have a decided advantage over every other F1 team.
However Ferrari got more than they bargained for on Sunday when,
during the first pit stop, the Maori crew changed all 4 tyres
in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the car over to the McLaren team for ten
cases of Lion Red beer, an HQ Holden and a quick look at a
picture of Lewis Hamilton's girlfriend in the shower.
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
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