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  1. 28th June 2006, 16:46 #1
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    Paris Hilton Sings

    Warner Music have released Paris Hilton's first single and video, she says it all original material....... if you count ripping off UB40 as original.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...12328010933613

    the video is funny as hell and a sure candidate for cheesy vid of the year. i manged 1:20 before i couldn't watch anymore
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  2. 28th June 2006, 17:00 #2
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    Guess she must be aging. At one time she was in the limelight for doing nothing, now she thinks she's a rock star and needs the attention...................ohhhhhh to have her sort of money.

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    I'm just waiting for her to turn 18 - hopefully she'll have tits and an ass by then... (probably won't make her any less skank-ho)
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    Hmmm, she doesn't make videos like she used to...
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    That video isn't all green, why not??
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    She really is a strange individual. She has a face like a clothes store mannikin, the figure of a 10 year old boy, and the personality of a 5 year old girl. The only point of interest, I suppose, is her Freak Show value....
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    what A load of bloody cow flop... she needs a life... or atleast a hobby

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    One night in Paris was better watching imo..
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    Paris Hilton.

    The multi talented young lady has had a misfortune with her latest record release.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,...8a1860,00.html

    Oh dear. What will she do to showcase her talents now?...
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    The prankster did come up with a good one.
    Credit where credit is due
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  11. 5th September 2006, 12:52 #11
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    Very very nice prank! well done prankstar!
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    And she will probably sell more copies of her album because of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
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    Really Indy? I thought that you'd prefer the Top Gun Soundtrack.

    Here's how Banksy did it.

    Note the bearded midget at 1:55.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    And she will probably see more copies of her album because of it.
    Mmmm. You could be quite correct on that one.
    Very similar to the boobs on bikes marketing...
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