Extreme Bumper Stickers

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
- God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
- I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
- Keep honking while I reload.
- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
- Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
- If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.
- Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
- If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
- Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

[Sniper]

Sorry, repost

[Swoop]

If Clinton is the answer it must have been a stupid question.
Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Welcome to Bradford, Now go home.
Your kid may be an honour student but you're still an IDIOT!
It's as bad as you think, and they were out to get you.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
All I want to do is massage your back - TRUST me...
Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me!
My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh I will miss her.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the Tax man.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
Honk if you are God.
Nobodys ugly after 2am!
Cover me.... I'm changing lanes...
Don't like my driving.... dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Proud parent of the inmate of the month at the Chino corectional
facilities.
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
I came, I Saw, I did some shopping.
If money could talk, it would say good bye.
Just when you think you have won the Rat Race, along come faster rats.
If its too loud, your too old.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work!
Cynics are people who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing.
Mean People Suck, Nice People Swallow.
I may be fat, but your ugly - I can lose weight!
No Radio - Already Stolen
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
ORGASM DONOR
Flying saucers are real, the Air force doesn't exist
My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer
Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
90% of people are made by accident.
Forget the Jones's, I keep up with the Simpsons
Do you think you could drive any better with that car phone stuck up your butt?
I took an IQ test and the results were Negative
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
HUG A LOGGER - you'll never go back to trees
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I used to live in the real world, then I got evicted.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
My other wife is beautiful.
Okay, who "stopped the payment" on my reality check?
All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink.
Few women admit their age, Few men act it!
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Assassins do it from behind!
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!
All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet!
Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
Life is a Banquet.... So EAT ME!
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
Are you going to cum quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all it's students!
Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up!
I fart to make you smell better.
Which came first? The woman or the department store?
LAWYER: A cat settles a dispute between 2 mice.
A kiss is an upper persuasion for lower invasion.
I don't have a license to Kill, I have a learners permit.
Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!!
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
To all you virgins out there.. thanks for nothing!"
A hard man is good to find.
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!
A dirty mind is, well, a wonderful thing.
A good girl is good, but I'm even better!
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
It's a dog eat dog world...and i'm wearing milkbone underwear!!!
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
There is one in every crowd and they always find me.
Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!
I love animals - They taste great!
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
"Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine"
Romance is like a game of chess: one false move and you're mated.
I brake for hallucinations.
I brake for animals - accelerate for small children.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man?
Dogs come when called. *I* need more DIRECT stimulation!
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?

[MSTRS:Me]

Gun Control - is hitting what you aim at

[Sniper]

Sweet Jesus, the squad isnt going to approve