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  1. 24th August 2006, 16:55 #1
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    Maori queen - delayed replacement

    Q. Why did it take so long to find a replacement for the Maori queen
    A. the Parole Board didn't meet until the following week
    Last edited by MD; 24th August 2006 at 20:19. Reason: Change fom present to past tense. Timing is everything
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    i find that highly racialist and offensive.

    not all maori are criminals.

    some are beneficiaries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    i find that highly racialist and offensive.

    not all maori are criminals.

    some are beneficiaries.
    hahahahahahaha Bling right there.
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    Would be funnier if they hadn't found a King already before they buried the old girl.
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    Just as well they didn't take the stones and sacks off then pull up the casket 4 hours after they put her down....
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    Quite right Merv. Timing is the key to comedy so I have edited it from present to past tense to better capture the moment of humour. Bad taste, un-PC or whatever, it made me laugh. A web site without humour is a web site not worth having- plagiarism of a great line from V for vendetta.
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    What would have been funny and I'm glad it never happened, is what if they'd dropped the coffin off the waka?
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    What would have been funny and I'm glad it never happened, is what if they'd dropped the coffin off the waka?
    Just another floater in the Waikato!
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    What would have been funny and I'm glad it never happened, is what if they'd dropped the coffin off the waka?
    Hey! That is in extremely bad taste... Auckland city has to drink that water!
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    ohhhhhhh hahaahaha!

    Loved it man!
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