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    Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice:

    Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice:

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
    George: Great. Lay it on me.
    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
    George: That's what I want to know.
    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: I mean the fellow's name.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The guy in China.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The new leader of China.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The Chinaman!
    Condi: Hu is leading China.
    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    Condi: That's the man's name.
    George: That's who's name?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
    Condi: That's correct.
    George: Then who is in China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir is in China?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Then who is?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: No, thanks.
    Condi: You want Kofi?
    George: No.
    Condi: You don't want Kofi.
    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condi: And call who?
    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
    George: Will you stay out of China?!
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi.
    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
    (Condi picks up the phone.)
    Condi: Rice, here.
    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Thanks.

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    haha thats just awesome!!!!
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    Very classic modern take on the old "who's on first" skit.

    Green rep for first to name the creators of the original.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur View Post
    Very classic modern take on the old "who's on first" skit.

    Green rep for first to name the creators of the original.
    Abbott and Costello?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur View Post
    Very classic modern take on the old "who's on first" skit.

    Green rep for first to name the creators of the original.
    Marx brothers I think

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Abbott and Costello?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aitch View Post
    Marx brothers I think
    I think not! Abbott and Costello Who is on first? skit. A piece of comedic history!
    nice redo though

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    Yeah thats great Maverick....could also have been Ronald Ragan...he was a twat too.........

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    pah text is crappy, that was copied from an audio version which is WAY better (not to mention fairly old) ..... google for it....
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