A good Catholic lad fronted up to the confessional, goes inside and says, "Bless me father for I have been a bad boy. I have just finished having sex with seven different women in one night"
The priest says, "Go and purchase seven lemons. Cut them in half then squeeze all the juice from them. Then drink all of the juice in one swallow".
The young guy says, "Will I be forgiven then, father?"
"No, but it will wipe the F**** smirk off your face".
** As far as I can tell, this isn't a repost, sorry if it is
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Originally Posted by Flyingpony
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